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Crack Addict Jokes

I became a crack addict...

When I started going to the chiropractor.

Apparently the former limbo world champion is now a homeless crack addict...

Just makes you think, how low can you go?

My girlfriend loves to eat chocolate. She’s always eating chocolate, and she likes to joke she’s got a chocolate addiction. "Get me away from those Hersheys bars. I’m addicted to them." It’s really annoying.

So I put her in a car and I drove her downtown. And I pointed out a crack addict. And I said, "Do you see that, honey?... Why can’t you be that skinny?

Did you hear about the crack addict that got trapped in a pyramid?

He had to sarcophagi for the drug money

A rehabilitated crack addict says to his doctor: "I'm going to stay clean this time"

The doctor replied: "I'm afraid that's just a pipe dream"

What do you call someone who likes to crack their knuckles a lot?

A crack addict

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chiropractors and police officers

What's the difference between a chiropractor and a police officer? One takes a crack at it and then the customer goes home, and the other takes a crack addict and throws him in jail for a very long time. But it's not all differences though. They both offer temporary relief with not much data to prov...

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What do you call someone who can’t stop looking at other people’s butt?

A Crack Addict!

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How do you call someone that really enjoys pleasuring their partner’s asshole?

A crack addict.

Fiscal conservatives hate spending on infrastructure maintenance and repair.

Bunch of crack addicts!

When you put catnip in a scratching board to encourage cats to scratch it, you think it’s cute when they use it.

But I would think that from their point of view, it’s more like a crack addict that dropped a rock through a grate and is trying to get it back.

Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

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