It has its ups and downs...

He took the two identities to a beach. However, they were too heavy for him to carry. He wanted to keep them under the sand, but the beach was so narrow that it could only contain one of them: sine or cosine.

He decided that, using his mathematical skills, that he would stack sine over cosin...

He decided that, using his mathematical skills, that he would stack sine over cosin...

As I got older, I realized it’s just a phase.

They both go down after pi

My friends told me not to worry about it, but I think it’s a negative sine.

Sine approaches cosine and says, "Hey, what's ln(x) doing over in the corner by himself?". Cosine responds, "You see, ln(x) doesn't integrate very well".

Cos you're acute angle.

Mr Sine and Miss Cosine get married and head for their honeymoon to a seaside destination. So they're chilling by the beach, and sipping on their drinks, and things get naughty soon. During a lovemaking session on the beach, Sine whispers into Cosine's ear, "It's a good thing I'm not on top, or we'...

Wait until my partner finds out I can’t cosine a loan.

Thank god I had someone to cosine

Mr. Sine and his missus Cosine went for their honeymoon on a beach and got a Tan.

When they returned it took them a Sec to find that they needed a new Cot.

When they returned it took them a Sec to find that they needed a new Cot.

It turns out they needed to cosine.

Because they could only.... cosine

He couldn't find anyone willing to cosine.

*A tale of two cosines*

He needed somebody to cosine.

Mathematician: "Excuse me, I seem to have forgotten the value for the sine function. Do you know what it is?"

Blonde: Ah???

Mathematician: No, not that, that's for cosine.

Blonde: Oh...

Mathematician: That's it! Thank you!

Blonde: Ah???

Mathematician: No, not that, that's for cosine.

Blonde: Oh...

Mathematician: That's it! Thank you!

sin or cosine?

What sound does a horse make while walking?

*Clop, clop.*

What sound does a horse make while walking uphill?

*Clop, clop* multiplied by the cosine of the slope angle.

*Clop, clop.*

What sound does a horse make while walking uphill?

*Clop, clop* multiplied by the cosine of the slope angle.

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