I've been reading a book about the shape of the mathematical functions of sine and cosine...

It has its ups and downs...

A thief stole a sine and a cosine.

He took the two identities to a beach. However, they were too heavy for him to carry.  He wanted to keep them under the sand, but the beach was so narrow that it could only contain one of them: sine or cosine.

He decided that, using his mathematical skills, that he would stack sine over cosin...

When I was young, I was obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine.

As I got older, I realized it’s just a phase.

Your momma's so fat, she's like the negative cosine of X...

They both go down after pi

My girlfriend told me I’m like negative cosine multiplied by tangent...

My friends told me not to worry about it, but I think it’s a negative sine.

Sine, cosine and ln(x) are at a party

Sine approaches cosine and says, "Hey, what's ln(x) doing over in the corner by himself?". Cosine responds, "You see, ln(x) doesn't integrate very well".

Hey girl , is the cosine of you positive?

Cos you're acute angle.

Mr Sine and Miss Cosine go on their honeymoon..

Mr Sine and Miss Cosine get married and head for their honeymoon to a seaside destination. So they're chilling by the beach, and sipping on their drinks, and things get naughty soon. During a lovemaking session on the beach, Sine whispers into Cosine's ear, "It's a good thing I'm not on top, or we'...

I never believed my teacher when she said I’d need Pythagoras later in life

Wait until my partner finds out I can’t cosine a loan.

I was so bad at math my bank refused to give me a loan

Thank god I had someone to cosine

Mr. Sine and his missus Cosine went for their honeymoon on a beach

Mr. Sine and his missus Cosine went for their honeymoon on a beach and got a Tan.

When they returned it took them a Sec to find that they needed a new Cot.

Two triangles are having difficulty buying an apartment.

It turns out they needed to cosine.

Why were the Adjacent and Hypotenuse unable to accept a package without each other?

Because they could only.... cosine

A tangent applied for a credit card, but was denied.

He couldn't find anyone willing to cosine.

What's a mathematician's favorite book?

*A tale of two cosines*

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

A conversation between a forgetful mathematician and a blonde

Mathematician: "Excuse me, I seem to have forgotten the value for the sine function. Do you know what it is?"

Blonde: Ah???

Mathematician: No, not that, that's for cosine.

Blonde: Oh...

Mathematician: That's it! Thank you!

What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

sin or cosine?

Geeky trigonometry joke my dad used to tell me

What sound does a horse make while walking?
*Clop, clop.*

What sound does a horse make while walking uphill?
*Clop, clop* multiplied by the cosine of the slope angle.

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