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Later on, I realized it was just a phase.

He wanted to keep them under the sand, but the beach was so narrow that it could only contain one of them: sine or cosine. He decided that, using his mathematical skills, that he would stack sine over cosine - but that resulted in tan! He did not want to get tan. So he stacked cosine over sine... <...

Sine approaches cosine and says, "Hey, what's ln(x) doing over in the corner by himself?". Cosine responds, "You see, ln(x) doesn't integrate very well".

My friends told me not to worry about it, but I think it’s a negative sine.

They both go down after pi

Mr Sine and Miss Cosine get married and head for their honeymoon to a seaside destination. So they're chilling by the beach, and sipping on their drinks, and things get naughty soon. During a lovemaking session on the beach, Sine whispers into Cosine's ear, "It's a good thing I'm not on top, or we'...

It has its ups and downs...

In Colorado they took down the mile marker sign for 420

They were afraid that the potheads were going to try and steal it.

They replaced it with a mile marker 419.9999 repeating sign

Well this caused the sign to get stolen by the MATH nerds,

who also swiftly stole the cosine and...

They were afraid that the potheads were going to try and steal it.

They replaced it with a mile marker 419.9999 repeating sign

Well this caused the sign to get stolen by the MATH nerds,

who also swiftly stole the cosine and...

I'll have to get someone to cosine.

I used to date a girl named hypotenuse, a while back. But then she dumped me for some dude named cosine. Now she's my x.

Cos you're acute angle.

Mr. Sine and his missus Cosine went for their honeymoon on a beach and got a Tan.

When they returned it took them a Sec to find that they needed a new Cot.

When they returned it took them a Sec to find that they needed a new Cot.

He can cosine for you.

But I couldn’t get anyone to cosine.

They needed someone to cosine.

Wait until my partner finds out I can’t cosine a loan.

Thank god I had someone to cosine

It turns out they needed to cosine.

He couldn't find anyone willing to cosine.

*A tale of two cosines*

Mathematician: "Excuse me, I seem to have forgotten the value for the sine function. Do you know what it is?"

Blonde: Ah???

Mathematician: No, not that, that's for cosine.

Blonde: Oh...

Mathematician: That's it! Thank you!

Blonde: Ah???

Mathematician: No, not that, that's for cosine.

Blonde: Oh...

Mathematician: That's it! Thank you!

What sound does a horse make while walking?

*Clop, clop.*

What sound does a horse make while walking uphill?

*Clop, clop* multiplied by the cosine of the slope angle.

*Clop, clop.*

What sound does a horse make while walking uphill?

*Clop, clop* multiplied by the cosine of the slope angle.

sin or cosine?

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