My girlfriend is like the square root of -100

An absolute 10, but also imaginary.

Two square roots of nine go into a bedroom...

Together, they have six.

What’s the square root of 69?

8-something.

Why are square roots never sad?

Because they're always positive.

Girls are like square roots

If they’re under 13, do them in your head

Why were square roots, cubed roots, and other roots arrested during the Red Scare?

They were all radicals.

Holding a gun to his teacher, the student demanded, "Tell me the square root of -2!"

The teacher begged, "Please, let's be rational here."

The square root of -1 walks into a bar.

The bartender looks on, amazed, and says "This is unreal."

I came up with this new idea where you split the square root into pieces.

It’s radical!

What is the square root of 4,761?

What I did with your mom last night

What is the square root of Pai?

"To access your calculator's premium features like sine, square and square root, and logarithm, please call to have a contractor install the software"

Why should you never teach a plant math?

Because it'll grow square roots

A man plants 49 trees in his back yard

He tends to them every day and always takes the best care of them. They are his pride and joy! They all grow up pretty fast and very healthy as a result of this.

One day he wakes up and looks out his big window, as he does every morning, and notices that something is wrong. He hurries outsid...

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A sneaky question in a Police interrogation.

Investigator: "Now there's a couple of things I want to know; who's the murderer and what's the square root of -1?"

Suspect: "It is i."

Investigator: "Gotcha bitch!"

Mr. Bean and Einstein are playing a game

"Shall we play a game?" Einstein asked.

Mr. Bean nodded.

"Here are the rules: I will ask you a question, and if you can't answer it, you give me a dollar. Then you ask me a question and if I can't answer it, I will give you $1000," said Einstein.

"Ok," said Mr. Bean.

"A...

For a change of pace, here's a limerick; "( (12 + 144 + 20 + 3 Sqrt[4]) / 7 ) + 5*11 = 9^2 + 0"

Sorry, did that not make any sense?

How about -

>"A dozen, a gross, and a score,
>
>plus three times the square root of four,
>
>divided by seven,
>
>plus five times eleven,
>
>is nine squared and not a bit more."

What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

What is ISIS's favorite mathematical operation?

Square Root.
Anything it is applied to becomes radicalized.

I came home to my wife yelling "The square root of pi!" angrily.

I told her she was being irrational.

Hilarious reply to hilarious 'I love you' proposal

It was just a casual talk with one of my best friends,when I told her
"*I'm a negative person will you be my modulus function*"(read it somwhere)

And her reply was
"*I'm a square root so cant take any negatives otherwise this whole thing will become complex*"

I got mathametic-zon...

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