### My girlfriend is like the square root of -100

A solid 10, but also imaginary

### What’s the square root of Minecraft?

There’s three, actually. The potatoes, the carrots, and the beetroots.

### What's the square root of 69????

8 something.

Havent seen this one and I've been scrolling for hours.

### If the square root of - 1 = i What would the square root of negative Uno be?

i i i (ay ay ay!)

So irrational.

### Two square roots of nine go into a bedroom...

Together, they have six.

### Why are square roots never sad?

Because they're always positive.

### Holding a gun to his teacher, the student demanded, "Tell me the square root of -2!"

The teacher begged, "Please, let's be rational here."

### The square root of -1 walks into a bar.

The bartender looks on, amazed, and says "This is unreal."

### I came home to my wife yelling "The square root of pi!" angrily.

I told her she was being irrational.

### What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

It was unreal

### So the square root of -1 is performing in a Broadway show

Suddenly, an audience member stands up and shouts "I'm sure everyone will agree that i could replace you!"

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### The mosquito that brings disease...

A village elder is brought a mosquito caught from a swarm. The townsfolks fear it may bring disease. So the elder says - "I will take this mosquito, and I will determine the aspects of the disease that it may bring." The elder rips up the mosquito into pieces. He places each one into a tiny square d...

### So the speed of light, e, and the square root of (-1) walk into a bar...

So the speed of light, *e*, and (-1)^1/2 walk into a bar. The speed of light heads over to the bartender and gets his drink pretty quickly, as he's wont to do. Then (-1)^1/2 goes and orders his drink, and *e* just flips out on him. The square root of -1 asks *e* what's wrong, and he says, "I came in...

### A math equation

A dozen, a gross, and a score

Plus three times the square root of four

Divide that by seven

Plus five times eleven

Is nine squared and nothing else more.

### Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots