There’s three, actually. The potatoes, the carrots, and the beetroots.
What's the square root of 69????
Havent seen this one and I've been scrolling for hours.
If the square root of - 1 = i What would the square root of negative Uno be?
i i i (ay ay ay!)
My teacher is like 5 but square rooted.
Two square roots of nine go into a bedroom...
Together, they have six.
Why are square roots never sad?
Because they're always positive.
Holding a gun to his teacher, the student demanded, "Tell me the square root of -2!"
The teacher begged, "Please, let's be rational here."
Why were square roots, cubed roots, and other roots arrested during the Red Scare?
They were all radicals.
The square root of -1 walks into a bar.
The bartender looks on, amazed, and says "This is unreal."
I came home to my wife yelling "The square root of pi!" angrily.
I told her she was being irrational.
What do you get when you square root a Muslim?
What's the square root of optimus prime?
I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.
Girls and square roots have one thing in common...
If they are under 13, do 'em in your head.
Today my math teacher taught us how to square root -1
It was unreal
So the square root of -1 is performing in a Broadway show
Suddenly, an audience member stands up and shouts "I'm sure everyone will agree that i could replace you!"
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The mosquito that brings disease...
A village elder is brought a mosquito caught from a swarm. The townsfolks fear it may bring disease. So the elder says - "I will take this mosquito, and I will determine the aspects of the disease that it may bring." The elder rips up the mosquito into pieces. He places each one into a tiny square d...
So the speed of light, e, and the square root of (-1) walk into a bar...
So the speed of light, *e*, and (-1)^1/2 walk into a bar. The speed of light heads over to the bartender and gets his drink pretty quickly, as he's wont to do. Then (-1)^1/2 goes and orders his drink, and *e* just flips out on him. The square root of -1 asks *e* what's wrong, and he says, "I came in...
A math equation
A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divide that by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and nothing else more.
Why do plants hate math?
Because it gives them square roots