Square Root Jokes - 19 Hilarious Square Root Jokes

My girlfriend is like the square root of -100.

A solid 10, but also imaginary.

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My gf is like the square root of negative one hundred

She's a perfect ten but imaginary

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Holding a gun to his teacher, the student demanded, "Tell me the square root of -2!"

The teacher begged, "Please, let's be rational here."

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New jokes on this sub are often rated at the square root of -100

They would be a 10, but new jokes here are imaginary.

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What is the square root of 69?

8 something

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What’s the square root of Minecraft?

There’s three, actually. The potatoes, the carrots, and the beetroots.

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I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81.

He said no.

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I just joined a gang called square root 2

Because I'm irrational

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What do you get when you square root a Muslim?

Radical Islam.

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My best friend told me he was planning on naming his son "Square Root of 2".

Luckily his wife managed to convince him that would be completely irrational.

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The new job

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.

The officer wants to ask her a few questions...

Officer:
\- "What's 2+2"?

Blonde:
\- "Ummmmm... 4!"

Officer:
\- "What's the square root of 100?"

Blonde:...

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What does your long-distance girlfriend who you met on vacation have in common with the square root of -1?

They both are imaginary.

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If the square root of - 1 = i What would the square root of negative Uno be?

i i i (ay ay ay!)

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What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

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The square root of -1 walks into a bar.

The bartender looks on, amazed, and says "This is unreal."

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So the speed of light, e, and the square root of (-1) walk into a bar...

So the speed of light, *e*, and (-1)^1/2 walk into a bar. The speed of light heads over to the bartender and gets his drink pretty quickly, as he's wont to do. Then (-1)^1/2 goes and orders his drink, and *e* just flips out on him. The square root of -1 asks *e* what's wrong, and he says, "I came in...

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The square root of -1 is like an original post on r/Jokes.

It doesn't exist.

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Women Are Like Square Roots

If they're under 25, just do them in your head.

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For a change of pace, here's a limerick; "( (12 + 144 + 20 + 3 Sqrt[4]) / 7 ) + 5*11 = 9^2 + 0"

Sorry, did that not make any sense?

How about -

>"A dozen, a gross, and a score,
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>plus three times the square root of four,
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>divided by seven,
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>plus five times eleven,
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>is nine squared and not a bit more."

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