A solid 10, but also imaginary

There’s three, actually. The potatoes, the carrots, and the beetroots.

8 something.

Havent seen this one and I've been scrolling for hours.

Havent seen this one and I've been scrolling for hours.

i i i (ay ay ay!)

So irrational.

Together, they have six.

Because they're always positive.

The teacher begged, "Please, let's be rational here."

They were all radicals.

The bartender looks on, amazed, and says "This is unreal."

I told her she was being irrational.

Radical Islam.

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

If they are under 13, do 'em in your head.

It was unreal

Suddenly, an audience member stands up and shouts "I'm sure everyone will agree that i could replace you!"

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A village elder is brought a mosquito caught from a swarm. The townsfolks fear it may bring disease. So the elder says - "I will take this mosquito, and I will determine the aspects of the disease that it may bring." The elder rips up the mosquito into pieces. He places each one into a tiny square d...

So the speed of light, *e*, and (-1)^1/2 walk into a bar. The speed of light heads over to the bartender and gets his drink pretty quickly, as he's wont to do. Then (-1)^1/2 goes and orders his drink, and *e* just flips out on him. The square root of -1 asks *e* what's wrong, and he says, "I came in...

A dozen, a gross, and a score

Plus three times the square root of four

Divide that by seven

Plus five times eleven

Is nine squared and nothing else more.

Plus three times the square root of four

Divide that by seven

Plus five times eleven

Is nine squared and nothing else more.

Because it gives them square roots

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