Square Root Jokes - 19 Hilarious Square Root Jokes

My girlfriend is like the square root of -100.

A solid 10, but also imaginary.

My gf is like the square root of negative one hundred

She's a perfect ten but imaginary

What is the square root of 69?

8 something

Holding a gun to his teacher, the student demanded, "Tell me the square root of -2!"

The teacher begged, "Please, let's be rational here."

New jokes on this sub are often rated at the square root of -100

They would be a 10, but new jokes here are imaginary.

I just joined a gang called square root 2

Because I'm irrational

What’s the square root of Minecraft?

There’s three, actually. The potatoes, the carrots, and the beetroots.

I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81.

He said no.

My best friend told me he was planning on naming his son "Square Root of 2".

Luckily his wife managed to convince him that would be completely irrational.

What do you get when you square root a Muslim?

Radical Islam.

The new job

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.

The officer wants to ask her a few questions...

Officer:
\- "What's 2+2"?

Blonde:
\- "Ummmmm... 4!"

Officer:
\- "What's the square root of 100?"

Blonde:...

What does your long-distance girlfriend who you met on vacation have in common with the square root of -1?

They both are imaginary.

If the square root of - 1 = i What would the square root of negative Uno be?

i i i (ay ay ay!)

What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

The square root of -1 walks into a bar.

The bartender looks on, amazed, and says "This is unreal."

So the speed of light, e, and the square root of (-1) walk into a bar...

So the speed of light, *e*, and (-1)^1/2 walk into a bar. The speed of light heads over to the bartender and gets his drink pretty quickly, as he's wont to do. Then (-1)^1/2 goes and orders his drink, and *e* just flips out on him. The square root of -1 asks *e* what's wrong, and he says, "I came in...

The square root of -1 is like an original post on r/Jokes.

It doesn't exist.

Women Are Like Square Roots

If they're under 25, just do them in your head.

For a change of pace, here's a limerick; "( (12 + 144 + 20 + 3 Sqrt[4]) / 7 ) + 5*11 = 9^2 + 0"

Sorry, did that not make any sense?

How about -

>"A dozen, a gross, and a score,
>
>plus three times the square root of four,
>
>divided by seven,
>
>plus five times eleven,
>
>is nine squared and not a bit more."

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