### Why are square roots never sad?

Because they're always positive.

8 something

### What does your long-distance girlfriend who you met on vacation have in common with the square root of -1?

They both are imaginary.

### My girlfriend is like the square root of -100.

A solid 10, but also imaginary.

### “What’s the square root of -1?”

Me: i-

Short but I like it

### I just joined a gang called square root 2

Because I'm irrational

### My best friend told me he was planning on naming his son "Square Root of 2".

Luckily his wife managed to convince him that would be completely irrational.

### If the square root of - 1 = i What would the square root of negative Uno be?

i i i (ay ay ay!)

He said no.

### Holding a gun to his teacher, the student demanded, "Tell me the square root of -2!"

The teacher begged, "Please, let's be rational here."

### The square root of -1 walks into a bar.

The bartender looks on, amazed, and says "This is unreal."

### What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

### Two square roots of nine go into a bedroom...

Together, they have six.

### The square root of -1 is like an original post on r/Jokes.

It doesn't exist.

### Square Root of Negative One and Pie.

The square root of negative one and Pi are having an argument. After a lengthy discussion the square root of negative one says: 'Will you just be rational?' To that pie replies: 'Get real.'

### So the speed of light, e, and the square root of (-1) walk into a bar...

So the speed of light, *e*, and (-1)^1/2 walk into a bar. The speed of light heads over to the bartender and gets his drink pretty quickly, as he's wont to do. Then (-1)^1/2 goes and orders his drink, and *e* just flips out on him. The square root of -1 asks *e* what's wrong, and he says, "I came in...

It was unreal

### I realized today that the Vans logo looks like a square root symbol.

It's probably because they're so radical.

### So the square root of -1 is performing in a Broadway show

Suddenly, an audience member stands up and shouts "I'm sure everyone will agree that i could replace you!"