Because they're always positive.

Because I'm irrational

A huge 10, but also imaginary

Luckily his wife managed to convince him that would be completely irrational.

8 something

He said no.

The teacher begged, "Please, let's be rational here."

i i i (ay ay ay!)

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

Radical Islam.

The bartender looks on, amazed, and says "This is unreal."

Together, they have six.

It doesn't exist.

The square root of negative one and Pi are having an argument. After a lengthy discussion the square root of negative one says: 'Will you just be rational?' To that pie replies: 'Get real.'

It was unreal

If they are under 13, do 'em in your head.

So the speed of light, *e*, and (-1)^1/2 walk into a bar. The speed of light heads over to the bartender and gets his drink pretty quickly, as he's wont to do. Then (-1)^1/2 goes and orders his drink, and *e* just flips out on him. The square root of -1 asks *e* what's wrong, and he says, "I came in...

Suddenly, an audience member stands up and shouts "I'm sure everyone will agree that i could replace you!"

It grew square roots!

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