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Spermicide Jokes

How do you cancel your appointment at the spermicides bank?

You call and say you can't cum.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man in the pharmacy slowly read each box of condoms. the pharmacist asked Sir may I help you find something ? The man said yes I'm looking for condoms with pesticide. The pharmacist said don't you mean spermicide? The man said no sir with pesticide ! the pharmacist asked Why ? The man replied

My wife has a bug up her ass. And tonight I'm going in after it!

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