Noninvasive Jokes

which can help me grow taller. He told me it's noninvasive and relatively painless, so I decided to try it out.

I thought it was working for a while until I realized he was just pulling my leg.

I’d never had surgery, and I was nervous. “This is a very simple, noninvasive procedure,” the anesthesiologist reassured me. I felt better, until … “Heck,” he continued, “you have a better chance of dying from the anesthesia than the surgery itself.”