My doctor asked if I was interested in a new procedure
which can help me grow taller. He told me it's noninvasive and relatively painless, so I decided to try it out.
I thought it was working for a while until I realized he was just pulling my leg.
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I’d never had surgery, and I was nervous. “This is a very simple, noninvasive procedure,” the anesthesiologist reassured me. I felt better, until … “Heck,” he continued, “you have a better chance of dying from the anesthesia than the surgery itself.”