Come With Jokes - 16 Hilarious Come With Jokes

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell

They come with an Elon Musk.

My friend just hired a limo for £1000 but it didn't come with a driver

Imagine spending all that money with nothing to chauffeur it

I keep seeing the quote on women's tinder profiles, "If I was meant to be controlled I would have come with a remote."

Jokes on them, I've been turning women off for years without a remote.

I bought a Donatello doll for my nephew, but it didn't come with a weapon.

You just can't get the staff these days.

I was surprised to find that "Trailer Park Barbie" doesn't come with bruising on her body

Then I realized battery not included

My German sausage didn't come with a bun...

It was just the wurst.

Does Barbie come with Ken?

No, she fakes it with Ken. Barbie only comes with GI Joe.

Rey: It’s not to late Kylo, come with me.

Kylo: Sorry Rey, but I’ve always Ben Solo

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There are some things that come with a baby

An immature asshole is one of them

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A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two women along the roadside eating grass.

A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two women along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one women, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor women replied. "We have to eat gras...

I was sharing with a friend my opinion that women should come with instructions.

She replied, "Why? It's not like men read the instructions anyway."

He motioned her to come over with a wiggle of his finger.

As she walked over he turned to his friend and said, see I can make a woman come with just one finger.

Which writing style should come with a mouth censor?

Cursive writing

Come with me to the dark side

For real, our light bulb popped and we really need help.

Why does the Nintendo switch come with a dock?

Because of all the ports

(Told to me by my wife)

A sign on a restaurant window says "If you order it and we don't have it, you instantly win one million dollars"

A man walking by notices the sign and walks in the restaurant and sits down at the table with a smirk on his face. The waiter asks what he will be having and the man says "I will have white rhinoceros stew please." The waiter comes out with a boiling hot bowl of exactly what the man ordered. The man...

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