A widowed Jewish lady was sunbathing on a beach in Fort Myers, Florida.
She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand next to hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir, how are you today?"
"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.
Whoever left their iPhone X at Katz Deli in NYC
Please stop calling my new phone.
Did you know that all cats are jewish
Their surname it Katz afterall
My wife and I made lists of people we're allowed to sleep with
She chose Ryan Gosling, and I chose the babysitter, and I *won*, and now she's mad at me.
Side note: I originally heard this joke on Dr. Katz, but cannot remember who the comedian was. Anybody happen to know? It's bugging me.
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A widower heads down to the bar
And grabs a seat on a lonely stool. He orders a drink and takes out the newspaper.
A woman saddles up next to him and starts flirting. "Well hello there sir" she says with a smile.
He nods toward her and returns to his paper. "So do you come here often?" She presses on.
Two guys are going golfing
Two guys are going golfing, аnd one guy says, "I'm going to stop for some golf balls. You need any?"
And the guy says, "No, i got one."
"You got one? What if you lose it?"
He says, "You can't lose it. It's a special ball."
"What if you hit in the water?"
A Student in Israel
David, an American student went to Israel for a semester to study abroad at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem. As part of his program he was placed with a host family for housing. An elderly gentleman named Joshua Levin welcomed him into the large home with many rooms.
As Joshua gave a tour ...
Funny Jewish Joke - Clean!
The four Katz brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, invented the first automobile air-conditioner. On August 15, 1951, the temperature in Detroit was 92 degrees.The four brothers walked into Henry Ford’s office and convinced him to come out to the parking lot to their car. They got him to get in...