Color Blind Jokes - 15 Hilarious Color Blind Jokes

I was just diagnosed with color blindness...

... it came completely out of the purple.

I just got diagnosed with color blindness.

I gotta say this diagnosis came out of the orange.

Why are color blind people not allowed to join the Air Force?

Because they won’t know who they’re supposed to bomb.

Why is it good to be color blind?

Because people can’t call you racist.

I have color blindness

That means I never lost game of UNO

I'm color blind and the other day I thought I could actually detect purple,

but it was just a pigment of my imagination.

I took a Color blind test...

Damn optometrist thinks I didn’t realize she showed a bunch of green circles without numbers

What did the color blind psychic say?

Q: What did the color blind psychic say?

A: I cannot see the fuchsia.

I've just been told by my doctor that I'm color blind

It completely came out of the orange

I was diagnosed with color blindness just an hour ago.

It came right out of the purple.

Roses are gray

Violets are gray

I'm color blind

And not very good at poetry

Went to the opticians.

She told me that I was color blind.

Well I must say, that came right out of the purple.

Red my mind

I made an off-color joke to my friend the other day and one of my friends didn’t get it. Then after some thinking I remembered *snaps* he’s color blind.

What's green and fluffy?

Red fluff, if you're color blind.

I visited my eye doctor the other day for an eye test.

Found out I was color blind, it was completely out of the purple. Devastated.

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