Now I'm qualified to ask WHY you want fries with that.
What do you call a Jewish man with four college degrees but isn’t a lawyer or a doctor?
A disappointment to his mother.
What do you call a test tube with a college degree?
a graduated cylinder
Do you know which questions is the most asked by someone with a college degree in art or history?
Do you want fries with that?
What's the best college degree to become a successful fiction writer?
Forget everything you've learned in college, you wont need it here.
I didn't go to college.
Oh sorry you're not qualified for the job
Homeless man strikes up a conversation with a lady
A homeless man starts speaking to a young lady in a bar one night. The homeless man mentions he feels it's unfair that he be homeless, seeing as he has a college degree. Startled, the young lady asks, "Well, what did you study in college?" The homeless man replies, "I had a major in Biotechnology an...
Jane had heard you can make some extra money donating blood. On her lunch break she went on down to the donation centre near her office to give it a go for the first time. After donating and while at the counter to get payment she noticed the man to her left was being paid $100, while she was onl...
Brain cells fry at how many degrees?
Just 1: your college degree.