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Collapsing Jokes

Why are the banks collapsing?

Because they don't know how to account for their problems.

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Two old jews are talking in Odessa.

-What's the news?

-Have you not heard? There is a war!

-who is fighting?

-Russia says it is at war with NATO.

-How's is it going?

-70,000 Russians are dead, they have lost thousands of tanks, used up most of their missiles, and their economy is collapsing.

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I once heard a joke about a collapsing bridge

still can't get over it

If I had a dollar every time one of my professors complained about the collapsing American democratic society...

I would have a small loan of a million dollars.

What was Poe's Gothic story about a collapsing plumber's residence?

The Fall of the House of Flusher.
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