Collapsing Jokes - 6 Hilarious Collapsing Jokes

Why are the banks collapsing?

Because they don't know how to account for their problems.

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Two old jews are talking in Odessa.

-What's the news?

-Have you not heard? There is a war!

-who is fighting?

-Russia says it is at war with NATO.

-How's is it going?

-70,000 Russians are dead, they have lost thousands of tanks, used up most of their missiles, and their economy is collapsing.

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The parish priest needs his house painted so he offers the job to one of his altar boys. The first day the kid paints the entire inside of the house, he’s sweating like hell but eventually gets it finished. The priest commends him on the work and with a flourish hands him a £5.00 note.

The boy looks at the money and says to the priest, "Thanks very much Father,...you’re a virgin."
The priest is a bit startled but makes no remark.

The next day the boy has to paint the outside of the house; it’s a really hot day and he just manages to finish the job without collapsing.
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I once heard a joke about a collapsing bridge

still can't get over it

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If I had a dollar every time one of my professors complained about the collapsing American democratic society...

I would have a small loan of a million dollars.

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What was Poe's Gothic story about a collapsing plumber's residence?

The Fall of the House of Flusher.

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