[Rant] I think it's stupid my friend is having a meltdown over missing a puzzle piece for his 10K puzzle
If he thinks that's bad, I'm missing 9999 pieces.
What does a candle do when it gets fired?
It has a meltdown
Have you heard of NVIDIA's new crypto graphics card?
It's the 4090 FTX.
It only has one massive meltdown and you have to send it to the bahamas for repair.
How Pravda reported about the Chernobyl meltdown
In glorious power plant Chernobyl ingenious Russian engineers managed to fulfill 5 year plan of power production in mere 5 milliseconds.
What do you call it when the most powerful person in the world has a meltdown?
Just watched “Chernobyl”. Turned to my wife and asked if I could put my “Control Rod” into her “RBMK Reactor”
She said no and had a complete meltdown.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown ;)
Did you hear about the snowman who got angry when the sun came out?
He had a total meltdown
Also from my 7 year old nephew: What is it called when Olaf is crying?
My 7yr old son told me this tonight. What do you call a snowman temper tantrum?
*edit* Thanks for the silver, its greatly appreciated
Why did the guy at Chernobyl cry,
Because he was going threw a meltdown.
CEO Brian Krzanich sold his stock, and it might be considered insider trading...
You could say he had certain Intel about the situation.
This could turn into a total Meltdown.
A guy is driving past the White House....
...and he sees that the road is blocked, but they are letting cars through one at a time. There are crowds on the sidewalk, shouting, but he can't hear what's being said.
Finally he gets to the roadblock, and rolls down his window. "What's going on?" he asks.
"Donald Trump has had ...
A windmill and a solar panel are talking during a storm...
Windmill "Awesome weather we are having!" Solar panel "I am not a fan." Added thanks to /r/ChiisaiMurasaki: The nuclear powerplant overhears them feels left out, so he has a meltdown. What an over reactor!
Trump got a sandwich named after him at his favorite deli.
Commander in Cheese Meltdown.
They put it on the kid's menu.
Iron was talking to his good friend Aluminum...
About his girlfriend Oxide. Aluminum told Iron that he should just dump her. "You don't need that kind of negativity in your life", he said. So Iron took his advice and sent Oxide packing, but Aluminum swooped in immediately after and started seeing Oxide himself.
Needless to say, things got ...
Kid, are you a nuclear reactor?
Because you're having a meltdown.