[Rant] I think it's stupid my friend is having a meltdown over missing a puzzle piece for his 10K puzzle
If he thinks that's bad, I'm missing 9999 pieces.
Just watched “Chernobyl”. Turned to my wife and asked if I could put my “Control Rod” into her “RBMK Reactor”
She said no and had a complete meltdown.
How Pravda reported about the Chernobyl meltdown
In glorious power plant Chernobyl ingenious Russian engineers managed to fulfill 5 year plan of power production in mere 5 milliseconds.
Did you hear about the guy that worked at a nuclear power plant?
He had a total meltdown
My 7yr old son told me this tonight. What do you call a snowman temper tantrum?
*edit* Thanks for the silver, its greatly appreciated
Also from my 7 year old nephew: What is it called when Olaf is crying?
Why did the guy at Chernobyl cry,
Because he was going threw a meltdown.
A guy is driving past the White House....
...and he sees that the road is blocked, but they are letting cars through one at a time. There are crowds on the sidewalk, shouting, but he can't hear what's being said.
Finally he gets to the roadblock, and rolls down his window. "What's going on?" he asks.
"Donald Trump has had ...
CEO Brian Krzanich sold his stock, and it might be considered insider trading...
You could say he had certain Intel about the situation.
This could turn into a total Meltdown.
A windmill and a solar panel are talking during a storm...
Windmill "Awesome weather we are having!" Solar panel "I am not a fan." Added thanks to /r/ChiisaiMurasaki: The nuclear powerplant overhears them feels left out, so he has a meltdown. What an over reactor!
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A man walks into a bathroom and asks another man for help "please undo my zipper!" NSFW
Other guy nearly refuses but, upon noticing the man doesn't have arms, reluctantly unzips him and begins to walk away.
"Please, help me pull it out and, if you wouldn't mind, zip me back up when I'm done."
Feeling sorry for his fellow man, and recognizing the need to assist him, he p...
Trump got a sandwich named after him at his favorite deli.
Commander in Cheese Meltdown.
They put it on the kid's menu.
Iron was talking to his good friend Aluminum...
About his girlfriend Oxide. Aluminum told Iron that he should just dump her. "You don't need that kind of negativity in your life", he said. So Iron took his advice and sent Oxide packing, but Aluminum swooped in immediately after and started seeing Oxide himself.
Needless to say, things got ...