An American coastguard strikes a rock and begins to sink...

The only other vessel nearby was a German coastguard. The Americans contacted the Germans: "Mayday! Mayday! We're sinking! We're sinking!"

To which the Germans respond: "Zis is the German coastguard, what are you sinking about?"

I’ve been invited to my local coastguard Christmas Party...

I’ve heard they really push the boat out at these things.

I was just outside Kiel when my boat hit a rock.

I radio the German Coastguard to inform them, "Mayday, mayday, mayday, we are sinking."

It was less than 3 seconds before the reply came through. "Ok, vat are you zinking about zat is so important to declare a mayday?"

The Tale Of The Faithful Man And The Rescue Boat

Once there was a boat sailing not too far from the shore of a town, when it capsized.

A rescue boat was sent out imediatly, but there was only room on board for half of the survivors. The coastguards descided to fill the boat up and then come back after for the remaining passengers, so they g...

An english boat in german waters

An english boat is sailing in German waters and the captain says to the coastguards "I'm sinking I'm sinking!". And the coastguard says "What are you sinking about?"

A Man is sinking at sea...

In the state of emergency, he follows routine and calls the local coastguard:

''Help, I'm sinking! I'm sinking!''

The German on the other side quickly replies:

''Yes yes, but vat are you sinking about?!''

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Two devout Christians are stuck outside their home during a flood...

The water is up to their knees, and the fire brigade in a boat come along, saying

"Come with us, we'll save you!"

The couple say,

"No thank you, God will save us.", and they start praying.

The water is now up to their waist, and the coastguard in a boat come along, saying...

Doing what is right

While I was strolling around the harbor this morning about 11 am. I noticed a terrorist who slipped from the bridge and fell into the water.

He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help he would surely drown.

Being a responsibl...

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