I work as a CNA and today at work a resident in the cafeteria in a nursing home I work for asked for 1 extra cracker for his soup...
...to this, the other resident that was sitting next to him replied to me: "Oh I thought you were just going to pick me up and hand me to him."
**Yes r/jokes leaked into real life today at my workplace.**
So, as everyone knows, two different species (flavors) of cheerios cannot mate, right?
That is, if one is honey-nut and another is blueberry, they cannot mate. Anyway, there is this one normal cheerio that is in love with a blueberry cheerio. Unfortunately, he cannot mate with her. He can't even communicate with her because they are of different species. So, he invents a machine that ...
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