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What is a phlebotomist’s favorite song?

“You’re So Vein.”

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What’s the difference between a phlebotomist and a urologist?

A phlebotomist pricks your finger…

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Why didn't the phlebotomist's reports need editing?

He was typo negative.

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Did you hear about the unintelligent phlebotomist?

He was a bloody idiot!

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I'm glad my wife is a phlebotomist.

She's totally into little pricks.

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I went to the doctor's office. The phlebotomist appeared, holding a sketchbook and a pencil, and said...

"Hold still so I can draw your blood."

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Please join me. My daughter an I did this for hours one day.

Zombie phlebotomist, veinnnnns.
Zombie engineer, traaaaiiins.
Zombie Dixie Chicks fan, Natalie Maiiiinns.

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I went to go dontate blood yesterday...

...but the phlebotomist said they could not take my blood because there was a Type-O on my donor card.

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