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Clucks Jokes

What mythical monster of the sea clucks while going on drug enduced rampages?

The crack-hen.

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A chicken walks into a library...

The librarian lifts their gaze with a mixture of curiosity and surprise as the bird hops onto the counter. It tilts its head and, with an air of demand, clucks:

"Book!"

The librarian is taken aback at this odd display. The chicken impatiently taps one foot on the counter.

"Book,...

There's a name for a group of racist birds

It's called the Coo Clucks Clan

Did you hear about the hate-group whose members are mainly doves and chickens?

It's called the Coo Clucks Clan.

What group does a racist chicken belong to?

The ku clucks klan

I'm thinking of starting a group for barbecue chicken enthusiasts.

Hmu if you'd like to join the 'Cue Clucks Clan.

Did you hear about the family of racist chicken detectives?

They're called the Clue Clucks Clan

I was trying to come up with a name for my group of mystery-solving chickens

Apparently the Clue Clucks Clan was already taken.

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A few white chickens have started a group that hates black chickens.

They called it the Klu Clucks Klan.

Why was the rooster kicked out of the hen house?

It was only for members of the Coop Clucks Clan.

A chicken walks into a bar

and clucks at the bartender. The bartender says, "No fowl language allowed"

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance. ^Let ^it ^sink ^in.

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A man enters a restaurant in a foreign country...

...he doesn't speak the language, but he tries to order breakfast anyway. He makes a slicing motion, then moves his finger like he is spreading butter on a slice of toast. The server understands this and notes it down.

He then clucks like a chicken and pretends to crack and beat an egg. The s...

Three prisoners

Three prisoners escape from a chain gang and run off towards a farm. They can hear the guards and the dogs behind them. They stop at the fence and agree to split up to increase the odds of escaping.

One prisoner runs towards the barn, one hides in the hen house, and the third guy heads toward...

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