If cows go moo and sheep go baa, what do pigs say?
I'll make America great again
I just bought the personalized license plate BAA BAA...
For my black jeep...
A sheep walks into a baa
You’re welcome
Where does a sheep get a haircut from?
the baa\-baa shop
What do you call the horse and sheep who live next door?
Your neigh-baas
A lamb, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff.
*baa-dum-tssssssssss*
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa
What sound does a sheep, drum, and snake make when they hit the ground?
Baa Dum Tss
A mother had three sons: Leaf, Feather and Brick.
Leaf came one day to his mom and said: "Mom, why did you call me Leaf?"
"Well son, ", replied his mom, "When you were born a leaf fell on your head and it was so cute and I couldn't hold myself from naming you like that".
Years passed and Feather came one day to his mom and said: "Mom...
Where is a sheeps favourite place to drink?
At their local baa.
Why did Ebenezer shove mints up a sheeps ass?
baa! humbug
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Little Johnny's class were talking about animals on farms
"What kind of sound does a cow make?" the teacher asked.
Sarah raises her hand and after being called on says "A cow goes moo!"
"Very good Sarah. Who can tell me what sound a sheep makes?"
Billy raises his hand and after being called on says "A sheep goes baa!"
"Excellent...
I went to uni to study aggriculture and cummunication of sheep.
I left with a BAA. Shortly after i started a nationwide census of sheep but fell asleep halfway thru.
What's a sheep's favourite holiday destination?
It's not the Baa-hamas... Its not Baa-li... Its not Baa-arbados...
It's Devon
What does a radical sheep say?
Allahu Ak-Baa!
How do you know when mutton has expired?
It tastes baa-d.
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