I just bought the personalized license plate BAA BAA...
For my black jeep...
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff
Baa-dum-ssss
If cows go moo and sheep go baa, what do pigs say?
I'll make America great again
What do sheep like to do in the summer?
Have a baa-baa-cue!
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Two Scottish couples
Two Scottish couples decide to swap partners for the night.
After 3 hours of amazing sex, Brian says: "You look exactly like my GF. I hope you had as much fun as I did".
His swap replied - Baa
Where are all these sheep getting their haircuts?
At the baa-baa shop
Why is it funny to put a Sheep, a stupid man and a snake next to each other?
Baa Dum Tss
So there's this sheep farmer who had money troubles because he wasn't selling a lot of wool. He decided to sell the meat instead...
...needless to say, things went from baa to wurst.
What does a sheep need to do to become a lawyer?
Pass the baa-aa-aah!
Just failed to get a job as a mountain goatherd.
It was a pretty high baa.
What do you call the horse and sheep who live next door?
Your neigh-baas
What's the weather saying today?
Baa, as usual.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa
A mother had three sons: Leaf, Feather and Brick.
Leaf came one day to his mom and said: "Mom, why did you call me Leaf?"
"Well son, ", replied his mom, "When you were born a leaf fell on your head and it was so cute and I couldn't hold myself from naming you like that".
Years passed and Feather came one day to his mom and said: "Mom...
Where is a sheeps favourite place to drink?
At their local baa.
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Little Johnny's class were talking about animals on farms
"What kind of sound does a cow make?" the teacher asked.
Sarah raises her hand and after being called on says "A cow goes moo!"
"Very good Sarah. Who can tell me what sound a sheep makes?"
Billy raises his hand and after being called on says "A sheep goes baa!"
"Excellent...
What's a sheep's favourite holiday destination?
It's not the Baa-hamas... Its not Baa-li... Its not Baa-arbados...
It's Devon
I went to uni to study aggriculture and cummunication of sheep.
I left with a BAA. Shortly after i started a nationwide census of sheep but fell asleep halfway thru.
What does a radical sheep say?
Allahu Ak-Baa!
How do you know when mutton has expired?
It tastes baa-d.
What is the sheeps market called?
The Baa-zar.
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