"Baa" is a fun thing to say.

That's what ewe think.

A lamb, a drum, and a snake are thrown off a cliff one day!

Baaah dummm tssssssss

I just bought the personalized license plate BAA BAA...

For my black jeep...

If cows go moo and sheep go baa, what do pigs say?

I'll make America great again

Where does the sheep get her haircut?

A the Baa-baa shop.

A guy walks into a sheep pen,

"Hey, where's the baa-tender ?!"

Me and my mate were playing darts

he said "Nearest to bull starts?", I said "Baa," he said "Moo," I said "You're first then."

What do sheep like to do in the summer?

Have a baa-baa-cue!

What do you call the horse and sheep who live next door?

Your neigh-baas

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Two Scottish couples

Two Scottish couples decide to swap partners for the night.

After 3 hours of amazing sex, Brian says: "You look exactly like my GF. I hope you had as much fun as I did".

His swap replied - Baa

So there's this sheep farmer who had money troubles because he wasn't selling a lot of wool. He decided to sell the meat instead...

...needless to say, things went from baa to wurst.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? –

A candy baa.

What does a sheep need to do to become a lawyer?

Pass the baa-aa-aah!

What's the weather saying today?

Baa, as usual.

Just failed to get a job as a mountain goatherd.

It was a pretty high baa.

A mother had three sons: Leaf, Feather and Brick.

Leaf came one day to his mom and said: "Mom, why did you call me Leaf?"

"Well son, ", replied his mom, "When you were born a leaf fell on your head and it was so cute and I couldn't hold myself from naming you like that".

Years passed and Feather came one day to his mom and said: "Mom...

Where is a sheeps favourite place to drink?

At their local baa.

What does a radical sheep say?

Allahu Ak-Baa!

Why did Ebenezer shove mints up a sheeps ass?

baa! humbug

What's a sheep's favourite holiday destination?

It's not the Baa-hamas... Its not Baa-li... Its not Baa-arbados...

It's Devon

I went to uni to study aggriculture and cummunication of sheep.

I left with a BAA. Shortly after i started a nationwide census of sheep but fell asleep halfway thru.

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Little Johnny's class were talking about animals on farms

"What kind of sound does a cow make?" the teacher asked.

Sarah raises her hand and after being called on says "A cow goes moo!"

"Very good Sarah. Who can tell me what sound a sheep makes?"

Billy raises his hand and after being called on says "A sheep goes baa!"


How do you know when mutton has expired?

It tastes baa-d.

What is the sheeps market called?

The Baa-zar.

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