What animal goes baa-woof!

A sheepdog.

I just bought the personalized license plate BAA BAA...

For my black jeep...

A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff


If cows go moo and sheep go baa, what do pigs say?

I'll make America great again

What do sheep like to do in the summer?

Have a baa-baa-cue!

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Two Scottish couples

Two Scottish couples decide to swap partners for the night.

After 3 hours of amazing sex, Brian says: "You look exactly like my GF. I hope you had as much fun as I did".

His swap replied - Baa

Where are all these sheep getting their haircuts?

At the baa-baa shop

Why is it funny to put a Sheep, a stupid man and a snake next to each other?

Baa Dum Tss

So there's this sheep farmer who had money troubles because he wasn't selling a lot of wool. He decided to sell the meat instead...

...needless to say, things went from baa to wurst.

What does a sheep need to do to become a lawyer?

Pass the baa-aa-aah!

Just failed to get a job as a mountain goatherd.

It was a pretty high baa.

What do you call the horse and sheep who live next door?

Your neigh-baas

What's the weather saying today?

Baa, as usual.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A candy baa

A mother had three sons: Leaf, Feather and Brick.

Leaf came one day to his mom and said: "Mom, why did you call me Leaf?"

"Well son, ", replied his mom, "When you were born a leaf fell on your head and it was so cute and I couldn't hold myself from naming you like that".

Years passed and Feather came one day to his mom and said: "Mom...

Where is a sheeps favourite place to drink?

At their local baa.

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Little Johnny's class were talking about animals on farms

"What kind of sound does a cow make?" the teacher asked.

Sarah raises her hand and after being called on says "A cow goes moo!"

"Very good Sarah. Who can tell me what sound a sheep makes?"

Billy raises his hand and after being called on says "A sheep goes baa!"


What's a sheep's favourite holiday destination?

It's not the Baa-hamas... Its not Baa-li... Its not Baa-arbados...

It's Devon

I went to uni to study aggriculture and cummunication of sheep.

I left with a BAA. Shortly after i started a nationwide census of sheep but fell asleep halfway thru.

What does a radical sheep say?

Allahu Ak-Baa!

How do you know when mutton has expired?

It tastes baa-d.

What is the sheeps market called?

The Baa-zar.

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