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A man with a horrible stutter goes to the Dr. to see if there's a way to fix it...

Because of his stutter, Mr. Smith was painfully shy, and only communicated using gestures and notes. After reading his note explaining his problem, the doctor gave him a thorough examination, and returned to discuss his diagnosis with him.


"Well, Mr. Smith, the problem seems to be that y...

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Bus driver

A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I'd be a little bull."

The driver gets annoyed as the kids continues to yammer on. "If my dad was an rooster and my mom a hen, I would be a little chick."

T...

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My favorite talking dog joke

A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender tells him to get out, since the bar doesn't allow dogs. The man says "But this dog is special! He can talk, and he's yours for 500 dollars." The bartender is skeptical, so the man says "Fido, speak." Fido begins yammering his mouth off, saying to the ...

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