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Most people hate clickbait YouTube titles and thumbnails.

But this clickbait Reddit post is way worse.

More people will click on a classical music youtube video if the thumbnail is Ludwig.

It's clickbeethoven

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I noticed that youtube video thumbnails now play an animated gif when you hover over them.

When i noticed this, i was laying in bed with my conservative, traditional girlfriend, but without thinking, i say out-loud, "Oh, youtube finally caught up to pornhub with that awesome feature."

My girlfriend: What?
Me: What?

My choir instructor once told me that the wider your thumbnail is the deeper your voice. I came to believe it to be true until one day I met a gentleman with damn near rectangular nails. To my dismay he ended up having a very high voice.

There's really nothing worse than a misleading thumbnail.

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You know you have a porn problem when...

you start browsing by their names instead of by thumbnails...

None if the nail art tutorials on youtube are good

All the thumbnails look trashy.

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Don't judge a book by its cover

But judge the porn by its thumbnail!

I uploaded a video on YouTube about how to clean your fingers.

The thumbnail was dirty.

I caught a computer virus once.

My thumbnails fell off...

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I was hangin' with a couple of buddies

We got really toasted & for some reason we got on the subject of porn. Weird porn. Incest porn, furry porn. Just some kinks. One of my buds pulls up a weird incest/furry porn that was really unwatchable for me. We scrolled through some thumbnails and I said "stop, go back, that one." He clicked ...

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