How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to turn on an electric chair?

Ten. But number four will shock you.

How do you know if you’re smarter than a Buzzfeed reader?

Click here to find out!

Why was Buzzfeed's editor found dead in the bathroom?

Because number two shocked him.

An electrician went to the buzzfeed headquarters,

He was asked to come because a power box was malfunctioning, He went to the reception and told them that he was there to fix the problem ,he was told to wait a minute . So he sat down at the reception. He saw that most of the people working there were in their twenties. He then wondered how advanced...

2 buzzfeed writers walked into a bar

What happened next will blow your minds!

A Buzzfeed writer walks into a bar...

You won't BELIEVE what they asked for!

Notice how every girl on buzzfeed has a nose ring?

That’s because nobody will ever put one on their fingers

Unlike Buzzfeed.......

Which is complete trash, Reddit has proven time and time again to be the more environmentally friendly website as we recycle 90% of our own content.

How many Buzzfeed writers would use a taser on you?

We asked 20 of them, and number seven may shock you.

I was surprised when Buzzfeed laid of their journalists

I didn't even know they had journalists!

Buzzfeeds top 10 list of torture methods

Number 7 will shock you

Buzzfeed must have been born between May 22nd and June 22nd...

Because it’s definitely a Cancer

What do you call someone who works for buzzfeed?

A cancer cell

Despite all the hate it gets, working at Buzzfeed is probably a very nice job.

After all, you're being paid to go on Reddit all day,=.

What type of online articles do bees read?

BuzzFeed

I was changing the 15 fuses at the Buzzfeed HQ building

Number 5 shocked me.

Did you hear about the BuzzFeed employee who peed on an exposed wire?

Number 1 shocked him.

How to write for Buzzfeed:

1) Go to Reddit

2) CTRL+C

3) CTRL+V

BuzzFeed vs. Reddit war (reworked joke for the situation)

BuzzFeed and Reddit were at war.

BuzzFeed was on one side of a hill and Reddit was on the other side.

Reddit yells: I only have 1 meme over here but i bet it can beat your best 100 memes.

BuzzFeed send their best 100 memes. After some time Reddit yells back: Send your best 1000...

How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish?

Clickbait.

Buzzfeed

Friend: "Would you ever work for buzzfeed?"

Me: "No, sorry I don't support cancer"

BuzzFeed's "Ten ways to tell if someone is a terrorist"

#6 will blow your mind!

This guy went for an interview with Buzzfeed

What happened next will shock you

Buzzfeed Top 10 least conductive items!

Number 6 won't shock you

I can't wait to read the BuzzFeed article on "20 Things You Will Love about Stranger Things"

Eleven will blow your mind!!!

What if Muslims wrote BuzzFeed posts?

13 reasons to be a Jihadi, no.7 will blow your mind off!

Buzzfeed in 10 years...

"Celebrity Deaths of 2016"

\#4,562 will shock you!

TIL that if reddit is down you can still see all of the top posts of the previous week

You just have to visit Buzzfeed or ebaumsworld

My friend was a violent serial killer...

Ended up getting caught some time back and sentenced to death by electric chair.

Fast-forward to day of execution.

Guard straps him in.

Guard: "Any last requests?"

Friend: "Remind me of buzzfeed clickbait articles 1 last time"

Guard: "The electric current is going ...

I just sat down to write a joke about my ADHD.

Oh wait, a Buzzfeed quiz.

Reddit's website was down yesterday.

And nobody had any idea what to do. There were no profits to be made while Reddit was down. Most of the workers had either gone home or were sitting at their desks doing nothing. The executives started losing it. They had already lost several thousand dollars of ad revenue from a lack of clicks. The...

Whenever you get caught stupiding in public just smile, laugh,

And say you work for Buzzfeed.

Former intelligence agent: "I have potentially explosive information on Trump's relationship with Russia."

Buzzfeed journalist: "Ok please go on."

Former intelligence agent: "I have information that a number of years ago, Donald Trump visits Russia."

Buzzfeed journalist: "Oh really? So then, what happens next?"

Former intelligence agent: "What happens next will shock you."

A bee, a fly, and a mosquito signed up for a website that sometimes stings, usually stinks, and mostly sucks. What website is this?

BuzzFeed

"Fake News, inevitably, will be the end of us all!"

- Napoleon Bonaparte after Buzzfeed posted an article titled "10 Shortest Dynasties (Literally)"

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