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My kids school said they were giving free art kits to everyone

Turned out to be antigen rapid test (ART) kits for covid testing.

(True story - Insert red blue penguin meme here)

What meme is the most religious?

Pope the frog

Another google meme...

Me: what is the meaning of life?



1. 1.the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death."the origins of life"
2. 2.the e...

Meme numbers: 69, 420 and...

The OG number: 5318008 ;)

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How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many redittors does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers ...

What do you call a meme that provokes intense happiness


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Why did the mailman deliver your memes 10 days late?

Because he was a shitposter.

I always wanted my life to be a meme

Dead within a week

Need barber jokes for a friend

My friend is having a rough time in barber school so i've been sending funny hairdressing jokes and memes in an attemot to keep his spirits up but i've run out. Please send more to help make a stressed student happy

What Union do Professional Meme Artists belong to?

The Memesters

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How many reddit users does it take to replace a lightbulb?

1 to make a post about it,
4 to mention that its the wrong forum,
1 to post it to the right forum,
7 to suggest op should post it to the electronics forum,
2 to post it to the electronics forum,
1 mod to delete the second post,

3 to suggest an image post would have gathered mor...

I saw an anti-abortion meme and wondered about copyright law ...

Does the image come with reproduction rights?

Why did the fetish art meme get removed?

Because I didn’t credit one of the artists. I didn’t want to give them any foot traffic.

Antivax kids are like Reddit memes

They both die in new

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Memes are like farts.

If you have to force it out, it's probably shit.

My memes, chicken and children have one thing in common

They have to be deep-fried beforehand

Why would gen z make bad astronauts?

In space no one can hear you meme

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A historical (?) meme for you

After the American Revolution, an American patriot, Ethan Allen, is invited to the house of an English lord for dinner while on a diplomatic trip to England. After dinner, he asks for someone to direct him to the bathroom. He goes in and on the wall of the bathroom there is a portrait of George Wash...

Found this one in my 2014 meme stash

A police officer pulled over a car on a deserted highway and told the driver, "Congratulations! You're the first person here today who was wearing a seat belt and now you're entitled to a prize of 1000$. What are you gonna do with your money?"

"Well", replied the man, "I think I'm gonna get a...

It's time for 9/11 memes

Americans won't get it

What did the cat reply with when their friend sent them a meme?


I was talking to my parents over dinner, my Mom said she was getting tired of the Bernie Sanders memes.

I looked over to her and said "Don't worry, this trend will Bern out soon."

I’ll never understand how the song Free Bird became a meme amongst musicians

Anyway here’s wonderwall

Can we stop with all the Nevada memes

I've seen more than Nevada can count.

"So I matched with this cute guy on Tinder last night, and we started chatting and sending each other memes and little animations. But then he mentioned that he was an exchange student from Athens, so I ghosted him." "Why?"

"My daddy always told me, 'Beware the Greeks bearing gifs.'"

Something I saw posted on reddit the other day just happened to me IRL...

It was a meme come true!

Remember in 2015 when John Cena was a big meme?

Now it's practically invisible.

I will never forget the first meme that made me laugh...

one could say that it was rather memerable

Hey Carl! Have you seen this funny meme already?

Yeah, I've already Reddit.

I made a meme about billionaires and their wealth...

...but I couldn't share it.

You people know about the “todays the day that they’ll throw it back at you” wonderwall meme?

Because I’m sure you’ve heard it all before.

Why does Greta Thunberg like r/memes?

Everything there is recycled

There are too many "You can't see me" memes out there

I've Cena Nuff'

(Came up with this one from a meme I just saw) There's a bee in the drawer of my side table that buzzes and makes me think I got a new message on my phone...

Got a bee kiddin me.

i'm glad the minecraft good fortnite bad trend is over

there's a difference between memes and just telling facts

The reason nobody’s laughing at your quarantine memes is

because they’re all just inside jokes.

Joking about Kim jong uns death and corona are kind of the same. First we made memes about it....

....then we either ended up dead or locked inside

It's my first cake day

;) i wanted to make a meme but got lazy

I made a meme about communism

But then I realized that to be more accurate it should be called an “usus” instead of a “meme”

I always have mixed feelings when I see Mad World memes

On one hand, I find it kinda funny...

Why are African memes the easiest to steal?

Well, none of them have a watermark...

What do you call a person who always posts memes?


My cake day

I don't have a meme
I've been in quarantine
So I just hope this little rap
Will set you all in snap....
I've been drinking my weight in whisky

Someone once asked me if memes could exist in superposition.

Well yes, but actually, no.

I made a meme about COVID-19

It went viral

What's the best thing about corona memes?

They always go viral

The new memes about the Trump spray tan picture are pure gold

Or maybe more of a bronze...

Communists jokes on internet aren't memes

They're ourours

My spouse just saw me fall with a basket full of laundry.

They watched it all unfold.

(Got this from r/memes)

Ok Boomer memes are dead, but they will surely come back one day.

It's the boomerang efffect

How do you find Australian memes on reddit?

Sort by Hot.

Stone masons really take their work for granite

But their work is truly marblelous.

-credit goes to a post on r/memes

Someone’s going to have to put an end to this Epstein meme craze.

Cause it’s not gonna kill itself.

Whats thanos's favorite kind of cookie

(Sorry if this is repost I'm just a bad meme)

This young generation with their computers and internet are so self absorbed.

It's all meme, meme, meme..

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Timmy: Dad, what’s shit posting?

Dad: well son, shit posting is the constant posting of mildly amusing but usually unfunny memes, videos or other pictures that are completely random or unrelated to any discussions.

Timmy: I get it! Where’d you learn that from?

Dad: well son, I Reddit.

A wise old man once told me something very important about paying attention to what people are saying.

No idea what it was he said, but I found a funny meme on Reddit so I have no regrets.

What does a german say after you show them a meme?


My love life is like Reddit meme formats

They either die in new or last only for a month.

My wife gave me an ultimatum. It’s either MCU memes or her.

I was shocked, all I could get out was “I’m sorry, little one.”

(Oc) What do you call a comedian whos act relies only on memes and pun?

A Comemeian

Dying, the man's life flashed before his eyes. But he smiled.

He'd forgotten all about that meme.

I'm positively delighted by funny internet memes.

So much so that I frequently can't even make it to the punch line without becoming giddy with laughter.

I suffer from, premature e-joke elation.

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Some guy posted sexy pics of their girlfriend on r/memes

certified bra moment

When an instagram guy shows you a meme

Lol, I already reddit.

What is the fastest dying meme of all time?

Anti-vax children

My wife told me she would leave me if I didn’t stop making making Shrek memes. At first I thought she was kidding.

And then I saw her face.

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So Ms. Delinsky is trying to get her 4th-graders to settle down for a quiz.

She's been having real problems with her newest year of students, who as always seem way rowdier than the year before them. She blames smart phones and internet memes for this. However, Ms. Delinsky a clever lady, and she thinks she has a plan. She's going to start a 'meme' in her class: Quiz Positi...

Why the anti vaxxer kids memes are always funny?

because they never get old

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What's the difference between a crap meme format and and an unvaccinated child?

Only one dies after going viral.

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure memes are stupid

I just can't Stand them.

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If you work at a sex shop...

...would you still call sexual memes NSFW?

I showed a high effort meme I made the other day to my father.

He responded with "High effort, I'm dad!"

People are already making memes about the Norte Dame Fire

They wanna make it while the topic is still hot

My friend showed me a meme he found on Facebook

I had seen that meme before on here, so i told him :

"I have already reddit"

I’m trying to make a meme on breaking bedrock in Minecraft

But it’s way to hard

I am getting real sick of these Anti-Vaxx memes

But that's because I wasn't Vaccinated.

i only made this because i could not post in r/memes thanks to my karma being too low

one day i tried to tell a chemistry joke

but i got no reaction

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The boss is hosting a costume party for Halloween

We see all the usual costumes, that you buy at the store, and even a few homemade ones, but I noticed that the intern was only wearing a pair of jeans. We’re all trying to figure out what his costume is, a shitty hulk? That Kylo Ren meme? Nobody knows, until one person walks up to him and asks:

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What do you get if you cross Shaggy with a cow

No one crosses Shaggy and lives

Sorry thats a dead meme

What do you call a thankful German piece of internet content?

Danke, meme.

Is "Schrodinger's Cat" meme dead or alive?

I'm afraid to look.

Give a man a meme and he'll have fun for a minute.

Give a man Reddit and he'll be reposting for the rest of his life.

Twitter screenshots aren't memes,

They're words of twisdom.

A kids dad is dying

The dad tells the kid to call him an ambulance

The kid says "dad, you're an ambulance"

(The joke came from a post on r/memes dont hate)

Memes are like Unvaccinated children,

dead in a week.

Have you ever been to a funeral for a dead meme?

They're so sad, Alexa plays Despacito

How does a redditor cheer up a sad freind?

By any memes necessary.

What did the r/memer say to his Instagram meme friend when he was showing him old memes?

I’ve reddit

Did you see the meme about Batman's parents?

Too late, It's already dead.

What's the good thing about harsh memes mocking Stevie Wonders ability to see?

He can't see them.

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