Found this one in my 2014 meme stash

A police officer pulled over a car on a deserted highway and told the driver, "Congratulations! You're the first person here today who was wearing a seat belt and now you're entitled to a prize of 1000$. What are you gonna do with your money?"

"Well", replied the man, "I think I'm gonna get a...

Can we stop with all the Nevada memes

I've seen more than Nevada can count.

"So I matched with this cute guy on Tinder last night, and we started chatting and sending each other memes and little animations. But then he mentioned that he was an exchange student from Athens, so I ghosted him." "Why?"

"My daddy always told me, 'Beware the Greeks bearing gifs.'"

I’ll never understand how the song Free Bird became a meme amongst musicians

Anyway here’s wonderwall

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What do shitty memes and unvaccinated kids have in common.

They both die in new.

Remember in 2015 when John Cena was a big meme?

Now it's practically invisible.

I will never forget the first meme that made me laugh...

one could say that it was rather memerable

Hey Carl! Have you seen this funny meme already?

Yeah, I've already Reddit.

I made a meme about billionaires and their wealth...

...but I couldn't share it.

You people know about the “todays the day that they’ll throw it back at you” wonderwall meme?

Because I’m sure you’ve heard it all before.

What happened to the meme about unvaccinated children?

It died in new.

I made a meme about communism

But then I realized that to be more accurate it should be called an “usus” instead of a “meme”

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How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

17 purists who use candles and...

My girlfriend said I spend too much time on the internet and not enough on her...

she's all "meme meme meme"

There are too many "You can't see me" memes out there

I've Cena Nuff'

If Wine is Jesus's blood...

Maybe its time to stop eating Mayonnaise.



(Posted originally in a meme format by u/doucheyMcDingle in r/memes)

My family members are like good memes...

They’re all dead

Someone’s going to have to put an end to this Epstein meme craze.

Cause it’s not gonna kill itself.

(Came up with this one from a meme I just saw) There's a bee in the drawer of my side table that buzzes and makes me think I got a new message on my phone...

Got a bee kiddin me.

Communists jokes on internet aren't memes

They're ourours

Someone once asked me if memes could exist in superposition.

Well yes, but actually, no.

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My dick is like a minion meme

You might think its cringe

But your mom loves it

Something I saw posted on reddit the other day just happened to me IRL...

It was a meme come true!

The reason nobody’s laughing at your quarantine memes is

because they’re all just inside jokes.

How do you find Australian memes on reddit?

Sort by Hot.

I always have mixed feelings when I see Mad World memes

On one hand, I find it kinda funny...

Joking about Kim jong uns death and corona are kind of the same. First we made memes about it....

....then we either ended up dead or locked inside

The front page is filled with memes in reference to that guy being dragged off of a plane. I can't remember the last time the entire reddit user base was so...

... United.

Why are African memes the easiest to steal?

Well, none of them have a watermark...

Meme Alert

Meme Alert

Me- Recently posts on reddit.

Reddit- Hmm okay well that’s weird he posted.

Me- Goes to a different subreddit

Reddit- Oh okay i see how it is

Me- Tries to comments on a post

Reddit- *YOU ARE DOING THAT TOO MUCH TRY AGAIN IN 10 MINUTES*

What's the best thing about corona memes?

They always go viral

I made a meme about COVID-19

It went viral

What do you call a person who always posts memes?

Depressed

Ok Boomer memes are dead, but they will surely come back one day.

It's the boomerang efffect

The new memes about the Trump spray tan picture are pure gold

Or maybe more of a bronze...

My wife told me she would leave me if I didn’t stop making making Shrek memes. At first I thought she was kidding.

And then I saw her face.

i only made this because i could not post in r/memes thanks to my karma being too low

one day i tried to tell a chemistry joke



but i got no reaction

What do you say to Mario when he doesn't get a joke on the Internet?

It's a meme Mario.

My cake day

I don't have a meme
I've been in quarantine
So I just hope this little rap
Will set you all in snap....
That....that....
I've been drinking my weight in whisky

you know, memes are like un-vaccinated children

they die within a week

What does a german say after you show them a meme?

Danke.

Why will anti-vaxx memes never die?

They’ll never get old

Is "Schrodinger's Cat" meme dead or alive?

I'm afraid to look.

I always wanted my life to be a meme.

Dead in a week

I'm positively delighted by funny internet memes.

So much so that I frequently can't even make it to the punch line without becoming giddy with laughter.

I suffer from, premature e-joke elation.

My love life is like Reddit meme formats

They either die in new or last only for a month.

(Oc) What do you call a comedian whos act relies only on memes and pun?

A Comemeian

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Some guy posted sexy pics of their girlfriend on r/memes

certified bra moment

What kind of memes are the most addictive?

Dopamemes.

My wife gave me an ultimatum. It’s either MCU memes or her.

I was shocked, all I could get out was “I’m sorry, little one.”

memes are a lot like cells

if they don't die, they become cancer

My friend showed me a meme he found on Facebook

I had seen that meme before on here, so i told him :



"I have already reddit"

When an instagram guy shows you a meme

Lol, I already reddit.

It's my first cake day

;) i wanted to make a meme but got lazy

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What's the difference between a crap meme format and and an unvaccinated child?

Only one dies after going viral.

I’m trying to make a meme on breaking bedrock in Minecraft

But it’s way to hard

What did the r/memer say to his Instagram meme friend when he was showing him old memes?

I’ve reddit

What is the fastest dying meme of all time?

Anti-vax children

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure memes are stupid

I just can't Stand them.

when someone shows you a meme from instagram but you already know it from r/memes

Yeah, I've reddit

Why the anti vaxxer kids memes are always funny?

because they never get old

I showed a high effort meme I made the other day to my father.

He responded with "High effort, I'm dad!"

Why are Communist memes funny?

Everyone *gets* them.

My wife hates it when I reference memes.

Weird flex but okay.

Memes have come a long way since they appeared on the internet.

They used to be funny pictures you sent to your friends, now they lead countries.

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2020 one-ish liners

2020 so far:
-Welp, I guess somebody finally fracked their way through the wrong Native burial site.

-You think 7 years bad luck for breaking a mirror is bad? You should see what happens when you let polar ice caps melt.

-Nobody’s trying to keep the Jews as slaves again are they? ‘...

Give a man a meme and he'll have fun for a minute.

Give a man Reddit and he'll be reposting for the rest of his life.

Did you see the meme about Batman's parents?

Too late, It's already dead.

Stone masons really take their work for granite

But their work is truly marblelous.



-credit goes to a post on r/memes

What's the difference between dreams and memes?

I haven't given up on my memes yet

I am getting real sick of these Anti-Vaxx memes

But that's because I wasn't Vaccinated.

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