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Found this one in my 2014 meme stash

A police officer pulled over a car on a deserted highway and told the driver, "Congratulations! You're the first person here today who was wearing a seat belt and now you're entitled to a prize of 1000$. What are you gonna do with your money?"

"Well", replied the man, "I think I'm gonna get a...

The front page is filled with memes in reference to that guy being dragged off of a plane. I can't remember the last time the entire reddit user base was so...

... United.

What did the r/memer say to his Instagram meme friend when he was showing him old memes?

I’ve reddit

I’m trying to make a meme on breaking bedrock in Minecraft

But it’s way to hard

Someone’s going to have to put an end to this Epstein meme craze.

Cause it’s not gonna kill itself.

Member when "Member Berries" wasn't the main remember meme?

Pepperidge farm remembers.

If I would be a meme it would be Chuck Testa.

I look alive but I've been dead since at least 2011...

What does the German say when you show him a good meme?

Danke.

Another google meme...

Me: what is the meaning of life?



Google:

*noun*

1. 1.the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death."the origins of life"
2. 2.the e...

Meme numbers: 69, 420 and...

The OG number: 5318008 ;)

I made a meme about communism

But then I realized that to be more accurate it should be called an “usus” instead of a “meme”

What do you call a meme that provokes intense happiness

Dope-a-meme

These Cthulu memes I've seen now and again, need to get some new material

All I ever see are Old Ones.

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Poker is like sex

If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand

Edit 1: when you cheat in poker you have a partner

Edit 2: this is getting more upvotes than I thought it would get but before someone calls me out on it. This was a Mae West quote about bridge and several Internet memes pu...

What's the difference between dreams and memes?

I haven't given up on my memes yet

Where did the memes make their last stand?

The Aylmao.

What Union do Professional Meme Artists belong to?

The Memesters

I always wanted my life to be a meme

Dead within a week

Why does Greta Thunberg like r/memes?

Everything there is recycled

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Memes are like farts.

If you have to force it out, it's probably shit.

Why did the fetish art meme get removed?

Because I didn’t credit one of the artists. I didn’t want to give them any foot traffic.

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A historical (?) meme for you

After the American Revolution, an American patriot, Ethan Allen, is invited to the house of an English lord for dinner while on a diplomatic trip to England. After dinner, he asks for someone to direct him to the bathroom. He goes in and on the wall of the bathroom there is a portrait of George Wash...

Communists jokes on internet aren't memes

They're ourours

How do you find Australian memes on reddit?

Sort by Hot.

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How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many redittors does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers ...

Why Bilbo had to be Male

Fun fact: Bilbo Baggins had to be a male in order for the plot of The Hobbit to work. If he was instead female, everything would have fallen apart in the goblin cave. Bilbo would have gone off wandering around in the dark and dreary caverns, found the ring, and seen Gollum fishing like in the origin...

Why will anti-vaxx memes never die?

They’ll never get old

I saw an anti-abortion meme and wondered about copyright law ...

Does the image come with reproduction rights?

I made a meme about COVID-19

It went viral

Remember in 2015 when John Cena was a big meme?

Now it's practically invisible.

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Why did the mailman deliver your memes 10 days late?

Because he was a shitposter.

I will never forget the first meme that made me laugh...

one could say that it was rather memerable

It's time for 9/11 memes

Americans won't get it

My love life is like Reddit meme formats

They either die in new or last only for a month.

What do you call a person who always posts memes?

Depressed

Need some meme ideas for school project, regarding the 16th century.

Canterbury tales, Shakespeare,Beowulf using these.

when someone shows you a meme from instagram but you already know it from r/memes

Yeah, I've reddit

What's "meme" in French?

Moimoi.

Did you see the meme about Batman's parents?

Too late, It's already dead.

I’ll never understand how the song Free Bird became a meme amongst musicians

Anyway here’s wonderwall

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

My friend showed me a meme he found on Facebook

I had seen that meme before on here, so i told him :



"I have already reddit"

What's the best thing about corona memes?

They always go viral

What is the fastest dying meme of all time?

Anti-vax children

Someone once asked me if memes could exist in superposition.

Well yes, but actually, no.

What do anti-vax kids and my memes have in common?

they both die in new

EU memes here

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Thanks article 13

What kind of memes are the most addictive?

Dopamemes.

With great memes...

comes great repostability.

Twitter screenshots aren't memes,

They're words of twisdom.

I'm positively delighted by funny internet memes.

So much so that I frequently can't even make it to the punch line without becoming giddy with laughter.

I suffer from, premature e-joke elation.

Why are African memes the easiest to steal?

Well, none of them have a watermark...

I'm no linguist, but all Germans really appreciate memes.

They always say 'feeling dank'

My brother and I were talking about the ligma meme

I'm leaving in the morning and have been packing all day, and for some reason my brother and I were joking around about the ligma meme and my dad asks me if I packed a henway. Being the dense boy I am I asked, "what's a henway?" "About three pounds" he says. I died a little bit.

Memes are like children...

at some point you forget about them and then they die

I was talking to my parents over dinner, my Mom said she was getting tired of the Bernie Sanders memes.

I looked over to her and said "Don't worry, this trend will Bern out soon."

There are too many "You can't see me" memes out there

I've Cena Nuff'

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure memes are stupid

I just can't Stand them.

The reason nobody’s laughing at your quarantine memes is

because they’re all just inside jokes.

What does a Muslim meme lord call his naughty girlfriend?

Haram bae.

These no nut November memes

They’re really getting out of hand

My dad once asked me what a meme was

* Me: Picture with a caption, usually funny.
* Dad: Who would ever spend this much time making such things?
* Me:me

What's it called when you remember a good meme?

A Memento

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What's the difference between a crap meme format and and an unvaccinated child?

Only one dies after going viral.

Imagine a world without memes

It is memeningless.

After several visits to the doctor's I've finally been referred to rehab for spending all my days smoking drugs and looking up jokes about cheese.

Hopefully I can kick my addiction to meth and feta memes.

What is the opposite of a meme?

A youyou.

I always have mixed feelings when I see Mad World memes

On one hand, I find it kinda funny...

You people know about the “todays the day that they’ll throw it back at you” wonderwall meme?

Because I’m sure you’ve heard it all before.

Give a man a meme and he'll have fun for a minute.

Give a man Reddit and he'll be reposting for the rest of his life.

I have this weird obsession with old memes...

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I showed a high effort meme I made the other day to my father.

He responded with "High effort, I'm dad!"

My family is talking to me about my meme addiction.

They're trying to make me go to REEEEEEEEEhab.

I prefer posting memes over jokes

They just meme more to me




Im so sorry this was terrible

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