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Warning: Game of Thrones Spoilers

Will make your car look fucking stupid

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**INFINITY WAR SPOILERS**

Ok now that all the nerds are gone, there's a party going on at my place this Saturday. hmu if you're interested.

The cast of Star Wars VII just finished their first read through (spoilers)

Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said "Can I have a word?"

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Civil War spoilers

Lee surrenders at Appomatox Courthouse, Abe Lincoln is shot by John Wilkes Booth.

Haven't seen the new Star Wars yet...

But everybody posting spoilers about how Princess Leia dies

Why Bilbo had to be Male

Fun fact: Bilbo Baggins had to be a male in order for the plot of The Hobbit to work. If he was instead female, everything would have fallen apart in the goblin cave. Bilbo would have gone off wandering around in the dark and dreary caverns, found the ring, and seen Gollum fishing like in the origin...

Nwh spoilers

I have this no way home calendar but it’s missing may

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Avengers Endgame Spoiler [Joke, no real spoilers]

Buddy: Yo so I just watched Avengers Endgame, and you know what happened?

Me: Might as well tell me, so many spoilers on social media anyway

Buddy: Well, I was at the theater, and I saw your girl with another dude...

***Massive Spoilers***

I am groot.

MAYOR ENDGAME SPOILERS AHEAD!

Ok now that all the nerds are gone, I'm throwing an epic party at my house tomorrow and you're all invited!

I want to talk about Infinity War spoilers but...

I want to wait for the dust to settle a bit.

WARNING WILL CONTAIN ENDGAME SPOILERS

If falcon is the new captain america does that mean he is going to be captain falcon

[spoilers] Roses are red, the sea's full of salt

Everyone's dead, It's all Star Lord's fault.

Infinity War Spoilers

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can

Everythings going dark, I don't feel good Mr. Stark

Hey Hey, there goes a Spider-Man



Yea, I saw it on my Facebook feed, but still laughing over a week later.

[Spoilers] Captain America could always

Lift mjolnir, he just didn’t want to steal Thor’s thunder.

I'm so sick of film spoilers.

If anyone tells me what happens in the new Ted Bundy film I'm going to kill them.

In Star Wars Episode I, we learn (spoilers)

That Anakin Skywalker has no father, the midichlorians caused his birth.



I guess his mom was forced into it.

With all the spoilers going around please:

No one tell me what Rosebud means.

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What do you call the derivative of the First-order in Star Wars?


The second-order.

What movie franchise has the worst spoilers?

The Fast and the Furious.

I can't hold in any of these spoilers any longer...

...Snape kills Dumbledore. The Titanic sinks. Brazil lost to Germany.

What's similar between Scarlet Witch and Daredevil? [spoilers]

The both lost their vision

*spoilers* How do you pick up chicks like Margaery Tyrell?

With a broom.

A joke about Serenity [Spoilers]

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They put them through the Wash.


Sorry.

Which super hero is the best at basketball? (Infinity War Spoilers)

Spider-Man, he has the best fade-away.

(SPOILERS) I guess you could say Tommen...

Made a King's landing.

A Star Wars Joke(No Spoilers)

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?
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Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

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Making it more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds.

What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant? ***SPOILERS***

Popeyes!

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