I saw the clearest evidence in not supporting trump in the paper today
He eats his steak well done. With ketchup.
A man with no arms walks into a church
“I’d like to apply to toll the bell, every hour on the hour” he tells the priest. The priest wonders how this would be possible with no arms so he decides to humor the man. Since it’s close to 3pm, they make their way up to the bell tower. At 2:54 the man sits cross legged and begins meditating. At ...
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Pedro and Juan are stranded in the desert... (My favourite joke, [LONG])
After a day of walking, staggering, then crawling, they are thirsty, starving, and near death. They are about to give up when Juan exclaims,
“Pedro, look! At thee bottom of the dune... it’s an Oasis!”
Pedro struggles to bring his head up to look. “Juan... I think so my friend. I think...
Four rabbis get into an argument
One rabbi claimed that he knew what a bible passage meant, but the other three thought he was wrong.
The lone rabbi asked God for a sign that he is right, and behold, it began to rain! However, the other rabbis were unconvinced, thinking "it was only a coincidence and didn't prove anything."<...
There once was a man with no arms. [Long]
Despite this fact, when the town church was looking for a new bell toller, he went straight to the church. The pastor didn't believe the man when told he could do the job, but decided to humor him, saying "If you can ring the bell, the job is yours."
Excitedly, the man climbed the stairs to t...
Only Beer drinkers would understand
In Amsterdam, a world wide convention of brewers was held.
The presidents of many of the world’s greatest breweries were on hand, and many of them decided to go out for dinner together on the first evening. The waiter asked what they would like to drink, and the CEO of Miller said, “The Be...