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While playing superhero's with my friend he told me his parents were transparent

I replied: "You mean invisible?" He said "No, my mom's beard is growing faster than my dad's tits".

My Dad said he wanted to be more transparent with me from now on

Now he’s my mom.

Why is a genie's lower half transparent?

So you don't see their Djinn-itals.

A man ran to the doctor’s wearing transparent plastic.

“Doctor, I think I’m going insane!”

“Well, I can clearly see your nuts”

It was a difficult conversation telling my son to call me dad instead of mom now

But I wanted to be transparent.

Will transparent coffins be a success?

Remains to be seen.

What's transparent and runs in the fields?

A herd of wild windows

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My parents changed sex

Since both my parents changed sex, I can't see them any more. They became transparents.

The company I work in is pretty transparent

In 3 month, there's about 4 cases of people running into the glass door.

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So this happened last night...

>gf is prego
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>we like to get kinky anyways
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>one night things get particularly saucy
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>i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights
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>wtf it's red everywhere and she's obvi...

I've started selling transparent urns, and I think this business could really take off.

Remains to be seen.

My Mother informed me today that she now identifies as my father.

I thanked her for being transparent.

A guy comes back after a vacation...

He's in the airport when the custom agents stopped him.

"Sir, open the bag" said the agents.

The man obliges and opens the bag, revealing clothes, hygiene products and a small bottle of transparent liquid.

"What is this, sir?" asks one of the agents.

"Lourdes Holy Water, ...

My girlfriend is pretty transparent.

It’s like she’s not even there.

When choosing between transparent and opaque.

Transparent is the clear choice.

My mom just told me she used to be a man.

I love that she's transparent.

If anyone tries to sell you a transparent driving wheel...

Steer clear.

Today my brother told me he was going to be a mom

It was a shock to hear, but I'm happy he can be transparent!

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Did you hear about the government that decided to be more transparent?

It spent 3 billion on an office building made entirely out of glass.

What do you call a pregnant woman with a transparent belly?

A womb with a view.

What do Casper and Kylie Jenner have in common?

Transparent

What do you call a daddy that used to be a mommy?

Transparent

Translucent: When some light passes through a material

Transparent: When your dad identifies more as your mom

A man wearing transparent underwear walked into a psychiatrist's office

The psychiatrist said, "I can see you're nuts"

A scientist tried to recreate the Chernobyl disaster using only transparent gases

It was a new, clear reaction.

Why did Timmy's dad tell him he wanted to be a woman?

He was trying to be transparent.

Caitlin Jenner Must Be Very Honest To Her Kids

She seems Transparent.

My trans child can’t see me.

It’s probably because I’m transparent.

It’s clear why my mom makes so many dad jokes...

She’s transparent.

My father revealed to the me that he likes to dress in women’s clothing.

I still don’t understand it, but I appreciate his effort at being transparent.

Why can't you see Kylie Jenner's dad?

Because he's transparent

Donald Trump is like top shelf vodka

Expensive, Transparent, and wouldn't be here if not for Russia.

My son recently told me that he identifies as a woman

He’s planning on going through treatments to become a full blown woman.
I am 100% supportive of this and wish him the best with all of his decisions.

But, ever since he’s came out to me, I’ve noticed that people seem to not notice me.
It started small with people not seeing me and bu...

Why hasn't anyone seen Bruce Jenner in years?

Because he's transparent.

A citizen was cited for a tax investigation in the IRS.

Frightened, he asked his accountant how to dress.


-"Use rags, they'll think you're a beggar," the accountant replied.

When he asked his lawyer, he told him the exact opposite:

-'Don't let them intimidate you. Wear your best suit and most elegant tie'


Confused, t...

Did you hear about the father who became a woman and disappeared?

He was transparent.

Why can’t Kendall Jenner see her father anymore?

He’s transparent

Obama, Trump, and Bush were tossing around a football

On one pass, Trump throws the ball too far and it gets punctured on top of the White House fence.

Bush and Obama yell at Trump, saying he always manages to lose or destroy the football.

After a few minutes of angry stares, a Secret Service agent goes to Trump. He gives him another foo...

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Jim walks into a bar with his arm in a sling.

He sits next to his friend Bill and orders two shots of whiskey.

Bill asks him, "How'd you break your arm, Jim?"

Jim downs a shot of whiskey and says, "Well, you see, about two years ago--"

Bill interrupts him, "Woah woah, two YEARS! You didn't break your arm two YEARS ago!"
...

I cornered my dad “You like dressing like woman, admit it!” He was ashamed and asked how I knew?

He’s too transparent

So my my dad told our family that he’d always wanted to be a woman and that he was going to undergo the transformation.

I guess he just wanted to be transparent.

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After I changed sex, my daughter has been ignoring me..

It seems like I'm transparent

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find her?

Because she's Transparent.

The majestic lion

Lions, as everyone knows, are the kings of the animal kingdom. Apex predators of the Serengiti, there are few who can stand steady in the face of their mighty roar.

Unfortunately for lions, however, they are rather limited in their mobility. When it comes to such places as ice, water, and air...

The two old-timers...

...were having a chat over the back fence.


"You know, Chester," said one, "you should invest in some heavier curtains for your bedroom window."


"Why's that, Clem?"


"Because the ones you have now are kinda transparent. In fact, last night I could see you making love ...

What do you call a trans person who has children?

Transparent.

2 Transformers got married

Soon thereafter, they had a baby Transformer. But at that moment when they had a baby, they suddenly could not be seen anymore.

They had become Transparents.

So yesterday I wore a costume....

I am a male and I wore a see through shirt and pants. I completed my ensemble with a stuffed bra, long haired wig and lipstick. I pushed a baby doll around all night in a stroller holding the baby bottle....

I was a transparent transparent.

A man walks into a psychologist's office..

A man walks into a psychologist's office wrapped head to toe in transparent cellophane...

The psychologist takes one look at him and says, 'I can clearly see your nuts.'

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A ghost was arrested on charges of scaring a family to death.

Ghost: “I promise I didn’t do it officer. I’ll cooperate 100%.”

Officer: “You need to be completely transparent with us.”

...

Officer: “Shit. Where’d he go?”

My mother recently admitted to me that she identified as a man.

I haven't seen much of her since she came out as transparent.

Do you think when Caitlyn Jenner tries to tell badass stories to her kids they see right through her?

Because she’s transparent?

*ba dun tsk*

Blonde Joke gone bad

Brother: Why did the blonde climb over the transparent glass wall?

Sister: I don't know, why?

Brother: To see what was on the other side.

Sister: Pause. *Confused Look.* Wait.. but.. why didn't she just walk around it?

A long time ago, a spanish civilization was extremely advanced in technology.

In fact, their technology was so advanced in their current time period that they were thought to be using magic. While others built their shelters out of sticks, they built their shelters out of adobe bricks. While others cooked with fire pits, they cooked with electric stoves. While others fought w...

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