In the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up and asks “tell me, Watson, what do you observe?”
Watson replies “it is a clear, cloudless sky. To the east I see the constellation of Orion whereby I can trail the handle of the plough pointing to Polaris, the North Star. As my eyes adjust to ...
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The Canoe
Two plump women were leaving a bar after a night of some heavy drinking. The full moon shone in a cloudless sky. They had gone a few blocks and were about to cross a small bridge when one of them said she needed to take a dump.
"It's only a few more blocks, you can hold it."
"No I can'...
Two guys are sleeping in the woods...
Two campers are sleeping in the woods, Bob and Jim. Bob wakes up his friend: "Hey Jim, wake up. Look up at the stars and tell me what you see."
Jim: Well, I see a cloudless sky which will likely lead into a dry and balmy morning. I see that the North star is visible, meaning we are...
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