Shed Light On Jokes - 4 Hilarious Shed Light On Jokes

My grand-dad was depressed because his prize marrows were not growing on his allotment, so I went along there to see if I could see what the problem was.

When I got there he was slumped over a pathetic burnt little marrow. I looked around me and noticed that all the other allotments were basking in dappled sunshine filtering through the trees but his was in the dark except for a stong burning ray of light. The cause was the huge window on a huge shed...

So many power outages lately

No one wants to shed light on the matter

My town has been recently facing power outages that last for weeks

However, the government doesn't want to shed light on the matter

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With all the recent allegations of sexual assault...

I want to come out that I sexually assaulted a lamp. I know it isn't illegal, but it does shed light on my past

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