My grand-dad was depressed because his prize marrows were not growing on his allotment, so I went along there to see if I could see what the problem was.
When I got there he was slumped over a pathetic burnt little marrow. I looked around me and noticed that all the other allotments were basking in dappled sunshine filtering through the trees but his was in the dark except for a stong burning ray of light. The cause was the huge window on a huge shed...
So many power outages lately
No one wants to shed light on the matter