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Chiropractors Jokes

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.

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There's a beef between chiropractors and massage therapists

You can feel the tension.

I used to not believe in chiropractors...

But now, I stand corrected.

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chiropractors and police officers

What's the difference between a chiropractor and a police officer? One takes a crack at it and then the customer goes home, and the other takes a crack addict and throws him in jail for a very long time. But it's not all differences though. They both offer temporary relief with not much data to prov...

Chiropractors are hilarious.

They crack me up.

What do chiropractors and comedians have in common?

They both crack people up.

Chiropractors should be hired to cure all ails, since we know laughter is the best medicine and….

….. they really just crack you up.

What kind of music do chiropractors like?

Hip hop.

What kind of music does the grim reaper like? Death metal and Soul.

I'm sorry.

Chiropractors should become interrogators

Because their patients crack easily under pressure.

I never believed that chiropractors could solve my back problems

2 weeks later, I stand corrected

What do you call two chiropractors who've got each other's backs?

Vertebros

How many Chiropractors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just the one, but it'll take three visits a week for the first few weeks, once a week for a month, then once a month for as long as you choose.

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