Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To visit his friend the dummy.

M: Knock knock

Y: Who's there

M: Your friend the chicken!

[My 7yo told me this one and caught me off guard...]

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.

JOE BIDEN:...

My 8 year old cousin: " Why did the chicken cross the road?"

8yo cousin: To get to the idiot's house.

Me (patronizingly): Oh..uh..yeah good one haha.

8yo cousin: Wanna hear another one? Knock knock

Me: Who's there

8yo: The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Let's make a list

Let's make a list of all the reasons why the chicken crossed the road!

Why did the chicken cross the road?







To take a photo in front of a church.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To social distance.

(Credit to my 10 year old niece for coming up with this one.)

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Why did the chicken cross the road?

"Becuase you didn't cook it, you fucking muppet"
- Gordon Ramsey

Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?

There wasn’t a crosswalk obviously, he wasn’t going to jaywalk

I saw Usain Bolt sprinting around the track shouting, "Why did the chicken cross the road!?"

It was a running joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from me and my terrible jokes.

Cause I’m not funny

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He saw a sign at the front of a building that said "chicken strips for $2"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To bock traffic.
(A kid I work with told this to me with the biggest grin on their face, I had a laugh and felt the need to share this.)

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Sadly, he was hit by a car and passed away shortly after. This would’ve been his third birthday.

I guess you could say he wanted to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To visit the dumb persons house.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
The chicken

Why did the penguin cross the road?
To visit the cool persons house.

Knock,knock
Who’s there?
Still the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The answer is not quite clear but it did affect the geopolitical structure and landscape of western civilization by becoming prey for KFC.

Why did the chicken cross the road softly?

Cause he had a bung leg and he couldn't walk hardly

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Its lockdown you fool. Chicken goes wherever chicken wants to go...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Well you see, it was deeply depressed. The road was fairly busy and it knew that being hit by a car would be the fastest way to go.

It was trying to get to "The Other Side."

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the morgue on the other side. He was called in to identify his wife who had been hit by a truck that morning, due to failing to 'stop, look, and listen' before crossing the aforementioned road.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

His family was experiencing financial trouble, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, they just didn't work out. After ending up working in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he got shot, landing him to the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him...

Why did the chicken cross the road with a bedsheet?

To kill Jeffrey Epstein and make it look like a suicide.

Star Trek: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Captain Kirk: "To boldly go where no chicken had gone before!"
Spock: "At the time, it seemed the logical thing to do."
McCoy: "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a barnyard psychologist!"
Scotty: "Because it couldna change the laws o' physics!"
Computer: "Insufficient data."

D...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

he had to get to the bar, he has more than one joke to star in!


*Knock knock

"who's there?"

"It is I, the chicken. Let me in the bar man, I'm late for my joke!"



... a chicken walks into a bar.

I think I just found out what the “Why did the chicken cross the road?” joke ACTUALLY meant.

“Why did the chicken cross the road?”
“To get to the other side.”

Maybe the “other side” meant the afterlife, meaning that when the chicken was crossing the road, it probably got ran over by a car.

The joke was that you were supposed to take the punchline very literally at first, b...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

Why did the infertile chicken cross the road?

She wanted to take adavantage of Burger King's 10 piece special. She now has lil nuggets of her own.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it got sick of people constantly questioning its motivations.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he was hungry, but these fast food restaurants are always on the #!&* left side!

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