Chicken Cross The Road Jokes

8yo cousin: To get to the idiot's house.

Me (patronizingly): Oh..uh..yeah good one haha.

8yo cousin: Wanna hear another one? Knock knock

Me: Who's there

8yo: The chicken.

To get to the other side.

I don’t know if anyone else has had this experience, but I was today years old when I realized that this joke is actually a fairly clever double entendre. I always thought it was a dumb “of course” punchline and it never remotely occurred to me that it had to do wit... read more

To take a photo in front of a church.

Me: "I dunno"

"To get to the idiots house"
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"Knock knock"

Me: "Who's there?"

"It's the chicken...."



She's 8...

DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.

JOE BIDEN:... read more

Ok.. Hear me out

So the perceived 'Road' in this case is actually the trick by the government to sell more adapters to construction company. This is because the secret lizard people of the UNDERGROUND are controlling the chickens neurons and each brain cell is secretly in on the plot. Y... read more

Because it wanted to die.

(Genius submission from my 5 year old son)

He saw a sign at the front of a building that said "chicken strips for $2"

Idk, it’s beyond meat.

Trick question. 4/channers don't leave the house.

To prove to the possum it could be done.

A: To visit his friend the dummy.

M: Knock knock

Y: Who's there

M: Your friend the chicken!

[My 7yo told me this one and caught me off guard...]

Who needs to know?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

Some might even call it poultry in motion...

Because it had crippling depression, it was constantly reminded that it's life was worthless to those it was looked down on by. A mere piece of meat, not a living creature, worthy of respect, and dignity. It didn't want to live in a constant state of fear and depression, knowing that it's only purpo... read more

The chicken looked up, clucked twice, and said "What's a road?".

Because the road had betrayed the chicken many years earlier.

Our story begins with the domestication of the red jungle fowl in South-East Asia around 6000BC and the development of paved roads in ancient Mesopotamia around 4000BC. As trade routes spread westwards, the "chickens" were brought to Europe alongside spices, then spread along trade routes by the bur... read more

My son told me this joke years ago and it still is my favourite joke. He came home from school one day and says 'Dad, I have a joke for you.' I said, oh yes, let's hear it. Very low expectations at this point. He said 'Why did the chicken cross the road?', I replied with the usual, 'I don't know son... read more

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Let's make a list of all the reasons why the chicken crossed the road!

In a KFC 20 piece bucket

To get to the oven slide.

It was originally "why did the egg cross the road?" but it didn't have legs.

It was either chasing an egg, or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.

To bock traffic.
(A kid I work with told this to me with the biggest grin on their face, I had a laugh and felt the need to share this.)

Because it was too much of a coward to go down the street!

To find people who care about its cake day.

The answer is not quite clear but it did affect the geopolitical structure and landscape of western civilization by becoming prey for KFC.

He was incredibly depressed. He wanted to die. Getting hit by a car would be easy. He wanted to get to the "other side."