A German woman swore an oath to prepare her large field for planting using only the teachings of Lao-tsu, an ox and a pig. Local farmers call this "impossible".
# Headline:"Frau vows to plow with Tao, cow and sow... somehow."
How do you measure the value of Chinese philosophy on the stock market?
The Tao-Jones Industrial Average.
An American man seeking peace among the religions of the East found a new guru.
After his new teacher had spoken for an hour on the importance of following one's inner nature along the path, the man interrupted to say: "I thought the idea was to lose one's desires and attain enlightenment."
"No, no," the teacher admonished. "That was Zen. This is Tao."
How do you dry a monk?
With a tao
My Eastern philosophy guru told me ...
"To grow in enlightenment, you must live in harmony with the mystical Source of everything."
"Wait," I said. "I thought you told me last week that enlightenment came from sudden bursts of insight when meditating on a koan."
"Well," he replied, "that was Zen. This is Tao."
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