I think Andrew Yang would have won the nomination with a different slogan.
“Make America >”
What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?
Joe Biden formally announcing his run for president
Bernie Sanders: I am running
Andrew Yang: I am running
Kamala Harris: I am running
Elizabeth Warren: I am running
Joe Biden: Me too
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I've always wanted a black girlfriend
That way, when we 69 I can call it "yin-yanging".
A man visits his Chinese friend in a hospital.
"Li kai yang qi guan," says the Chinese friend. The man doesn't understand a single word and becomes desperate about what to say next. "Li kai yang qi guan!" says the patient, as his face becomes red. After a few weeks, the man goes on a business tour of China. There he learns the meaning of "Li kai...
I went to see this acupuncturist, called "The dude".
He told me me Yin and Yang channels were out of balance. He said some of my meridians were open too much, and some were blocked.
I told him: "I've been feeling cold, slow, and passive recently. I think my Yang meridians are closed."
He said, "Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, you...
My Chinese friend got really sick one day!!
My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital. I went to see him the next day. He just kept whispering “yang qi guan” over and over and then died. I was very sad and Googled his last message after the burial. Apparently, it means “You’re standing on my oxygen tube...
"We're going to Pyongyang!"
"I wouldn't wanna be Yang right about now"