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What makes a clip clop clip clop peng peng clip clop noise?

An amish drive by shooting

Peng Shuai was asked in the interview how is her life in China after this media debacle ?

She said "can't complain"

What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

From my 4 year old: What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

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