One day, they decided to move to the USA. They also decided to change their names, as to not be discriminated against. Chu changed his name to Chuck. Bu changed his name to Buck. And Fu decided to go back to China.
There was 5 Chinese immigrants. Their names were chu, lu, bu, fu, and su.
When they decided to go to America, they decided to change their names to something more western. They renamed themselves: Chuck, luck, and buck. Fu and Su didn’t get a passport because they committed tax fraud.
Three chinese men named Hu, Fu and Chu come to the USA to live the American Dream
Chu calls himself Chuck and opens a dry cleaning business.
Hu calls himself Huck and opens a dollar store.
Just Fu goes back to China disappointedly.
Hey. I can't help but peak at chu.
It's making my bulbs all sore.
What did the Pikachu say when he found out his wife was cheating on him?
How do you know if a Pokemon likes you?
They’ll take a peek at chu
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"Long Shots" (long)
A bartender was tending his bar, as one does, when a drunk patron approaches him and orders a pint of beer, plus a couple shots for himself and the bartender... The bar was relatively unpopulated, save for a few sitting along the bar and a booth of 5 gentlemen in the far corner, loudly joking and la...
3 friends from China immigrated to the US
3 Chinese guys Bu, Chu and Fu, who were friends since childhood moved to US for work.
For their names being Chinese, they weren't getting shortlisted for interviews.
A guys suggested them to Americanise their names.
When they asked how.
He suggested add something to your ...
A joke my 8 year old brother told me. G rating
Why dont you take a pokemon to the bathroom.
Because it might pi-ka-chu
3 Chinese blokes apply for American visa.
They decide to use Americanized names for starting their new lives.
So, Chu became Chuck and got his Visa stamped.
Lu became Luck and also received his Visa.
Fu had to continue working in the paddy fields.
Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese
... and there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
China just released the name of the first man with Corona Virus
3 Chinese Immigrants
Lee Bu, Chan Chu and Fred Fu immigrated to the USA. They decided in order to become Americans, they need to americanize their last names.
Lee Bu changed his last name to Bucks.
Chan Chu changed his last name to Chucks.
Fred Fu left the USA to Canada after becoming the laughing...
What did the New Zealand statue say to the other NZ statue?
'Stat chu bro?
Once, there was 3 chinese people who wanted to go to America.
Their names were Bu, Chu, and Fu. Since these names would sound awfully weird, Bu said, "I'll change me name to Buck, adding ck to the end." Chu then said, "then I'll become Chuck." After a long pause, Fu said, "I guess I'll go back to China."
Three aliens, Bu; Chu and Fu, are sent to Earth to document local civilization. They land in America, and use advanced technology to make themselves look human. After they collected some data (including large percentage of English language), Bu said to the others: "Maybe we should change our names t...
What would you call a green Pikachu?
What do you call a guy thats half Mexican and half Chinese that wears only one sneaker?
What do you call a Chinese 69?
4 friends decide to emigrate from China to the United States
Their names are Chu, Tu, Bu, and Fu. They have a discussion and decide that it may be a good idea to change their names to sound more western, so they improvise on their names. Chu changes his name to Chuck, Tu changes his name to Tuck, Bu changes his name to Buck, And Fu decides to g...
An optometrist was preparing an arranged marriage...
An optometrist was preparing an arranged marriage for his 18 year old daughter and needed to find a suitable husband. His daughter was extremely beautiful and has had many men across the world ask for her hand in marriage and her father began seeing which of these men would suit her. After searching...