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I never thought I'd buy into Feng Shui

But oh how the tables have turned.

I bought a book on feng shui.

I read it, but now I don't know where to put it.

The worst part of buying a feng shui book...

is trying to figure out where to put it.

My wife has decided to adopt a "Feng Shui" approach to our apartment

Which is a Chinese translation of "you no longer get an opinion"

What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy

(credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

There was a baby orca that had washed onto land after a huge tidal wave.

When the water receded, the orca found himself out of the water on the beach. A young man happened along and saw the orca struggling along. He always wanted a pet, so he scooped him up in a wagon and took him home; depositing him into his family's well.


This strange upbringing made the b...

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