I bought a book on feng shui.

I read it, but now I don't know where to put it.

My wife has decided to adopt a "Feng Shui" approach to our apartment

Which is a Chinese translation of "you no longer get an opinion"

The worst part of buying a feng shui book...

is trying to figure out where to put it.

I never thought I'd buy into Feng Shui

But oh how the tables have turned.

What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy

(credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

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