Will glass window caskets ever become popular?...... Remains to be seen.
What do condoms and caskets have in common?
They both hold stiffs.
People really seem to like caskets
They literally die to get in
It's so frustrating that Costco has the best prices on funeral plans.
The service is great and all, but I don't need 3 caskets!
Do you know why blondes caskets are wider at the bottom?
Because as soon as they get on their back they spread their legs...
When I die, I want my kids to carry my casket
So they can let me down one final time
Mixed up two shipments at work but nobody realised
I actually was pretty lucky that both were closed caskets.
A man and a Dog, and the extremely unusual funeral...
A man and his wife are walking down the town main street. They are arguing, as they always do, about the efficiency of wearing masks during the pandemic.
However, they have to stop because of a funeral procession that is actively going on. The procession was extremely unusual... Everyone is w...
An ocean liner is sailing in the North Atlantic and hits an iceberg.
As the ship is sinking, one crewman runs to the ship’s captain and tells him to open the root beer caskets in the ship’s hold.
The captain is confused but has no other options, so he orders all of the ship’s root beer caskets cut open. The root beer floods the hold and the ship slowly stops s...
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