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Carload Jokes

This one is so old it's been carbon-dated.

A farmer was out working in his field one day when a carload of politicians came flying by. They were going too fast for the curve and turned over in the ditch. Later the sheriff stopped by and asked the farmer if he has seen the car.

"Yep" replied the farmer.

"Where are they?" a...

One for the Albertans out there: So this carload of guys from Calgary decide to drive to Edmonton.

The first sign they see as they hit Highway #2 north says "Maximum 100, Night 90". So they pulled over and waited til the had sun set.

Knocked 10 kms off the trip.

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Just for Bieber

I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.

A carload of young, loud Justin Bieber Fans, shouting and singing , with posters of Justin Bieber new album in their hands "JB I love you" s...

A carload of hunters, looking for a place to hunt...

...Pulled into a farmers yard. The driver went up to the farmhouse to ask permission to hunt.

The old farmer said, "Sure you can hunt, but would you do me a favor? That old mule standing over there is 20 years old and sick with cancer, but I don't have the heart to kill her. Would you do it ...

A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery

Several carloads of family members followed a black truck towing a boat with a coffin in it.

A passer-by remarked, "That guy must have been a very avid fisherman."

“Oh, he still is", remarked one of the mourners.

“As a matter of fact, he's headed off to the lake as soon as we b...

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