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Did you hear about the Japanese poet who smoked a boatload of opium and overthrew the shogun?

They called it a high coup.

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What do a prostitute and the titanic have in common?

They both go down on a boatload of people.

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What do a pornstar and Godzilla have in common?

They've both swallowed boatloads of seamen.

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