Weighted Jokes - 4 Hilarious Weighted Jokes

I bought my girlfriend a weighted blanket

But we broke up soon afterwards because she couldn’t take the pressure

Why don't pot smokers run in weighted clothing?

It's bad for your joints.

I stepped on the scale today and I only weighted 150 lbs.

Not sure why the dial spun a full 360 before it stopped on 150 though.

(Translated from polish) During a math class, teacher was asking first graders how many watermelons could they lift if one of them weighted about 3kg

Teacher: How many watermelons could you lift Sarah?

-I can lift one watermelon in my hands.

Teacher: Very good. What about you Tom?

-I could lift two watermelons! First one in my left hand and second one in my right hand.

Teacher: Great! And you Jonathan?

-I could ...

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