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Weighted Jokes

I bought my girlfriend a weighted blanket

But we broke up soon afterwards because she couldn’t take the pressure

Why don't pot smokers run in weighted clothing?

It's bad for your joints.

I stepped on the scale today and I only weighted 150 lbs.

Not sure why the dial spun a full 360 before it stopped on 150 though.
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