Pegged Jokes - 15 Hilarious Pegged Jokes

I met a beautiful, strong willed woman.

When I introduced myself as Frank she said "I wouldn't have pegged you as a Frank."

So I asked "What if my name was Joe?"

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My girlfriend pegged me for the first time last night.

The sex was great, but I don't know why she insisted on wearing an eye patch.

My boyfriend admitted to me that he's a dom

I always pegged him as a sub.

For our anniversary I asked my wife if she'd mind spicing things up by wearing a catsuit and trying something new.

So if anyone wants to know what it's like to be pegged by Tony the Tiger, ask away.

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To spice things up in bed, my wife said she was going to buy the sex toy she thought I would enjoy the most.

Boy, she really has me pegged.

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A doctor, a psychologist, and a mathematician go to a horse race.

They all make their bets and plan to meet at their favorite watering hole after the race to compare their results. The doctor arrives last, orders a round for the group saying:

"I sure cleaned up! Lake Cookie was pegged for second place so I snuck into his stable just before the race and juic...

I don't know how my wife figured out I was into some kinky stuff...

But she had me pegged from the start.

What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

One is a JPEG, the other is J pegged.

I found out my ex is into being dominated

That's funny, I'd never have pegged him as a sub

Just came up with this. Will be heartbroken if it exists

I walked into a brothel last week, the madame looked me up and down and asked if I liked femdom. Boy, she had me pegged

I finally talked to my ex again after she ran off, and now I know where she's been.

Apparently she's been in Austin.

I wouldn't have pegged Austin as that kind of person, but apparently she did.

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A girl once asked if I like being fucked in the ass with a strap on.

I responded, "You have me pegged."

A pirate captain and his first mate...

...were standing on their ship, watching the crew come back from shore leave. The captain pointed at one of the pirates walking up the gangplank and said, "You see that sea dog?"

"Aye Cap'm," said the first mate.

"Well he's just been to the doctor."

"Do ya know that just by loo...

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This girl I met online found out I’m really in to anal.

She’s got me pegged.

I recently learned my friend likes to be dominated by his girlfriend in bed.

I wouldn't have pegged him for that.

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