What did Capt. Ahab’s son write on his father’s cast?
“Get whale soon"
I hear Ahab was made captain ahead of his more qualified peers...
Talk about white whale privilege.
Captain Ahab is like G.W. Bush
They're both violent men that have a revenge fantasy against a cheap source of oil.
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What did Ahab yell out to Moby Dick as it swam away?
Catch you later!
An Irish Whaler (Long)
There was once an Irish whaler. Like Ahab, he had a particular nemesis whom he had hunted most of his life. Old and gnarled, he declared one more quest to vanquish his foe before descending into his Mother Earth.
Unlike Ahab however, revenge was not his only motive. This particular whale a...
Banned from the Holy City
Apparently, it is frowned upon to visit the Wailing Wall dressed as Captain Ahab.