UPJOKE
kinglatin languageprophetjeroboamjezebelassyriaelijahshalmaneser iiibattle of qarqarmesha stelesamariavineyardrexomrisidon

Ahab Jokes

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What did Ahab say when Moby Dick pooped him out?

Whale shit

What did Capt. Ahab’s son write on his father’s cast?

“Get whale soon"

Captain Ahab is like G.W. Bush

They're both violent men that have a revenge fantasy against a cheap source of oil.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What did Ahab yell out to Moby Dick as it swam away?

Catch you later!

An Irish Whaler (Long)

There was once an Irish whaler. Like Ahab, he had a particular nemesis whom he had hunted most of his life. Old and gnarled, he declared one more quest to vanquish his foe before descending into his Mother Earth.

Unlike Ahab however, revenge was not his only motive. This particular whale a...

Banned from the Holy City

Apparently, it is frowned upon to visit the Wailing Wall dressed as Captain Ahab.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.