I hear Ahab was made captain ahead of his more qualified peers...

Talk about white whale privilege.

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What did Captain Ahab say when he finally found Moby Dick?

"Whale, whale, whale, look what we have here!"

Captain Ahab is like G.W. Bush

They're both violent men that have a revenge fantasy against a cheap source of oil.

An Irish Whaler (Long)

There was once an Irish whaler. Like Ahab, he had a particular nemesis whom he had hunted most of his life. Old and gnarled, he declared one more quest to vanquish his foe before descending into his Mother Earth.

Unlike Ahab however, revenge was not his only motive. This particular whale a...

Banned from the Holy City

Apparently, it is frowned upon to visit the Wailing Wall dressed as Captain Ahab.

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