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Calamari Jokes

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One Ukrainian Jew to another: "Would you share this imported bottle of Scotch with me?"

The other: "Of course I would. But we barely have money for food. Where did you get Scotch?"

First: "I traded some Russian caviar for it."

Second: "But how did you get Russian caviar?"

First: "I traded some calamari to them for it."

Second: "But we're hundreds of kilomete...

I believe that if someone makes you calamari, you should make them calamari in return.

You know, squid pro quo.

Never eat the calamari at the free legal benefit

That's squid pro quo

A restaurant sold me Calamari in a broth.

It was a bit of a damp squid.

A restaurant owner offered me a free calamari appetizer if I gave him a good review on Yelp

It was squid pro quo.

Callum’s Seafood Restaurant and Circumcision Clinic

Where yesterday’s cut is today’s calamari!

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