A man walks into a fishmonger with a fish under his arm...

And asks "do you do fishcakes?" The fishmonger replies that they do.

"Good" says the man, pointing to the fish under his arm, "it's his birthday."

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Little Johnny comes home late from School one day...

...and his Dad asks, "You're late, where have you been..?"
"With Jessica."
"Doing what..?"
"Revising."
Little Johnny then picks up a snack from off the Kitchen Table and says, "Wow, these Fishcakes smell nice."
His Dad says, "Go wash your hands Son, cos they're fucking Doughnuts..!"

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