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A man walks into a fishmonger with a fish under his arm...

And asks "do you do fishcakes?" The fishmonger replies that they do.

"Good" says the man, pointing to the fish under his arm, "it's his birthday."

Son comes home from school at around 7pm.

Son comes home from school at around 7pm. As he walks through the door his Dad questions him. "Where have you been?" "I was with Jessica" He replied. "And what were you doing?" "We were studying" The boy replies right before walking over to the table and picking up a snack and taking a bite. "Wow, t...

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