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Burn Victim Jokes

What does a gamer and a burn victim both say

I can’t wait to try out my new skin

Many burn victims are not very attractive,

But all of them used to be extremely hot at some point in the past.

Why shouldn’t you make fun of burn victims?

Because they have already been roasted one to many times.

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The burn victim

A kid burns his eyelids off one day playing with fireworks. He's rushed to the hospital where they conduct emergency surgery. The kid was fortunately uncircumcised, so they took the foreskin to replace the lids that had been seared away. His parents however, were furious about the rushed surgery bec...

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A young burn victim gets new eyelids made from his foreskin!

Doctors say he will be a little cockeyed.

Did you hear about the guy who has an affinity for burn victims?

I guess you could say he's into carbon dating

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[NSFW] A woman goes in for surgery...

A woman is booked in to have a vaginal reconstruction operation and prior to the procedure she shaves and cleans downstairs to help make the operation go smoothly.

After the operation she awakes to find three roses on her bedside table, she turns to the nurse and asks, "Excuse me nurse, where...

REQUEST: Burn victim jokes to keep my little sister happy because she accidentaly splashed a few drops of oil on her face

She's completely fine, in case anyone asks, but she has a few burn marks on her face. Doctor says itll take a few weeks to heal though and will probably scar. Just need some dark humor to cheer her up.

If this isn't the correct subreddit for this can someone direct me to one?

The Ugly Bus

A bus filled with burn victims unfortunately crashes over a cliff and they all arrive at Heaven's gates in front of St. Peter.

God instructs St. Peter to give them all one wish since they've had a tough life as burn victims.

St. Peter explains this to the group and the first person ask...

Does anyone know of any crematoriums...

that give discounts for burn victims?

One of my favorites from Fallout 3:

I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims.

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