"Being a doctor, and being married to you..." said my wife. "..it feels like I'm living two lives."
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"In one life there's medicine, scarring images and long, painful hours," she replied. "And in the other life I'm a doctor."
I learned something really cool today.
When Patrick Stewart was a small boy, he had a third ear growing on his forehead. Apparently it's a very very rare condition. So to make things worse, no matter how many surgeries he had, it always grew back.
So finally his parents go a hold of a surgeon in Manchester, who said that not only ...
This happened just this evening at the grocery store...
I was in the produce section, and happened to notice a rather striking looking woman. We smiled and went about our business, but as I was picking out my green onions, I saw a flash of light, and the woman screamed.
When I turned around, her entire right arm was engulfed in flames! Luckily the...
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A detachment of US Marines are conducting jungle warfare training in the Congo, and one night around the campfire, the Congolese troops they're training with tell the Marines the tale of a cave in the middle of the jungle, filled with golden treasure but guarded by a fearsome monster.
According to the local soldiers, the cave is filled with the treasures of an ancient African king, but a sorcerer used his arcane powers to create an unholy creature to guard it. She was formed from a mix of human, gorilla, chimpanzee, and baboon, and stands seven feet tall, enormously strong. She h...
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A middle aged man is turning 40 and he's feeling severely depressed,
so he decides he'll treat himself to a prostitute. He and his companion for the evening retire to a motel room and he sits down on the side of the bed. The john starts untying his shoes and eventually slips off his socks.
In utter shock, the lady of the night gasps and says "What the fuck is ...
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