"Being a doctor, and being married to you..." said my wife. "..it feels like I'm living two lives."
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"In one life there's medicine, scarring images and long, painful hours," she replied. "And in the other life I'm a doctor."
This happened just this evening at the grocery store...
I was in the produce section, and happened to notice a rather striking looking woman. We smiled and went about our business, but as I was picking out my green onions, I saw a flash of light, and the woman screamed.
When I turned around, her entire right arm was engulfed in flames! Luckily the...
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A middle aged man is turning 40 and he's feeling severely depressed,
so he decides he'll treat himself to a prostitute. He and his companion for the evening retire to a motel room and he sits down on the side of the bed. The john starts untying his shoes and eventually slips off his socks.
In utter shock, the lady of the night gasps and says "What the fuck is ...