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What do you call someone who microwaves hot dogs?

Frank Zappa

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Why does the government use microwaves to spy on you?

Because it's the one place you can't put tin foil.

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I like my girlfriends like i like my microwaves!

Cool on the outside Hot on the inside and kills every baby i put in there.

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People are always worried about their cell phones or microwaves spying on them. Truth is, those are not the appliances you need to be concerned about.

It's your Vacuum Cleaner that you need to be worried about....



....it's been collecting dirt on you for years.

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I am over 18

Whats the difference between anal sex and a microwave?

Microwaves don't brown the meat.

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Why can't you surf on microwaves?

Because they're too small.

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Scottish engineers have developed a new technique using microwaves for sterilising ambulances. They predict it will take the time to clean one down to under ten minutes.

The problem is getting the ambulance in without breaking the glass plate at the bottom

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I met this girl once who said she was like a microwave

She said if you put a baby in me ,I will kill it

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