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Whats the difference between anal sex and a microwave?

Microwaves don't brown the meat.

I met this girl once who said she was like a microwave

She said if you put a baby in me ,I will kill it

Why does the government use microwaves to spy on you?

Because it's the one place you can't put tin foil.

What do you call the waves on a small beach?

Microwaves.

How did the two microwaves greet each other?

They 'Waved' :P

I asked a genie for the ability to shoot microwaves from my hands...

Clunk. These are heavy.

Why can't you surf on microwaves?

Because they're too small.

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