I like my girlfriends like i like my microwaves!

Cool on the outside Hot on the inside and kills every baby i put in there.

Why cant you surf microwaves

They are too small

People are always worried about their cell phones or microwaves spying on them. Truth is, those are not the appliances you need to be concerned about.

It's your Vacuum Cleaner that you need to be worried about....



....it's been collecting dirt on you for years.

Scottish engineers have developed a new technique using microwaves for sterilising ambulances. They predict it will take the time to clean one down to under ten minutes.

The problem is getting the ambulance in without breaking the glass plate at the bottom

What washes up on really small beaches?

Microwaves.

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Whats the difference between anal sex and a microwave?

Microwaves don't brown the meat.

Why does the government use microwaves to spy on you?

Because it's the one place you can't put tin foil.

I asked a genie for the ability to shoot microwaves from my hands...

Clunk. These are heavy.

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