Someone anonymously keeps sending me bunches of deheaded flowers.
I think I'm being stalked.
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A woman wakes up in hospital after having a vaginal tuck. There are three bunches of flowers beside her bed.
One from her surgeon saying "all went well".
The second from her husband saying " I love you, get well soon".
The third was from Tommy in the burns ward saying "Thanks for the new ears”.
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