British Slang Jokes - 3 Hilarious British Slang Jokes

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Understanding modern British slang

Is a right Peng in the arse.

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It just struck me that in British slang the US President's surname means "Fart" and in US slang the British prime minister's surname means "Penis"

I can't wait to tell the wife. She'll laugh her Merkel off.

Did you hear about the kinky whelk?

It pulled a mussel.

This doesn't work in American English.

In British slang, if you chat someone up and they like you, you have *pulled*.

Sorry I failed!

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