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Branded Jokes

With Twitter being re-branded to “X” What do we call tweets after the change?

Excretions

Did you hear about the surgeon who branded his initials on a patient's organ?

Apparently it was an inside joke

"Zoom meetings" is a stupid name, and it's branded. We should call it a bit more casual like "coworker video chat"...

Or something shorter, like "co-vid".

My family branded me as a failure, then I invented an invisibility cloak.

If only they could see me now...

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Did you hear about the new officially branded Robocop vibrator?

Some people are saying it's too strong or two intimidating. As just a point of this, as soon as you switch it on, a mechanical voice yells, "dead or alive, you're cumming with me!"

Another farmer asked me why I had branded my bull with the Apple logo.

I replied "to stop it from charging".

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Bob loves tractors…

Bob’s wife threatens him with divorce if he doesn’t seek help for his obsession with tractors.

He fucking loves tractors. He has tractor-branded t-shirts, ties, socks, bags, glassware, posters, multiple subscriptions to various tractor magazines. You name it, he’s got it.

Fearing losin...

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