The shovel is a ground breaking invention, but it was the invention of the broom that truly swept the nation by storm. However, the invention of the wheel got things rolling...

And I’m just here wondering why our feet smell and our nose run...

Today I made an in depth presentation about ground breaking research on bad effects of the two legged posture in humans

It was well received. In fact they even gave me a standing ovation.

TIL about a ground breaking invention that's shaking the construction industry

It's called the jackhammer

Shovels were a ground breaking invention...

But dumbbells were an uplifting one.

Have you guys heard about the new jackhammer?

It’s ground breaking technology

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a list of puns!

Here's a list of puns I've been collecting:

How do you throw a space party? You planet.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

Nope. Unintended.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.

A scarecrow says,...

To the guy who invented jackhammers,

that was a pretty ground breaking achievement

I discovered a new way to cut rocks and concrete super fast and effortless

It was a ground breaking discovery.

What do the first few tests of a parachute and the invention of it have in common?

They were both ground breaking...

Why is development in airplane engineering so slow?

Everyone is afraid to make a ground breaking design.

I enjoy rating countries on a 0-10 scale

I give Nepal a solid 7.8. The score is so high, it's ground breaking

Elon Musk's new tunnel boring machine is....

quite a ground breaking invention.

My friend asked me what my favorite tool was

I told him it was a jackhammer
He asked why
I said i liked it because it was a ground breaking invention

My friend tried telling me shovels are useless.

But I truly believe it was a ground breaking invention.

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Japan just had an earthquake, I saw it on TV.

It was a ground breaking news

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