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Minnow Jokes

What do you call a suspicious looking minnow?

A little fishy

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After Brendan Fraser won an Oscar for The Whale, my wife suggested we make a movie about my penis.

The Minnow.

The secret to ice fishing

A man gets an opportunity to go ice fishing for the very first time. He gets to the river, drills the hole, drops in his line… and has no luck. Meanwhile, another guy a little ways upstream is catching fish after fish.

“Hey, what’s your secret?” asks the first man.

The second man wave...

If you can think of a better fish pun..

let minnow.

What do you call a small group of small fish?

A miniscule minnow mini school.

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

My girlfriend said she was getting annoyed with all my fish puns

So I told her if she wanted me to stop making them to let minnow.

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Game Warden goes fishing [long]

This fellow got hired by the Conservation Department as a game warden. He just loved all things hunting and fishing, and being new in town, started asking around where the good fishing holes were. Finally he came to this little country bar, and asked the bartender. "Charlie catches more fish than...

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