I designed a weight loss programme for the homeless to help them bounce back...
...It’s called Tramp-o-lean
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The New York Philharmonic was conducting a rendition of Beethoven's Ninth Symphony
If you are not familiar with Beethoven's 9th Symphony it's a tremendous piece of work, but the bass line is atrocious. Not because it is complicated, but because it goes like this:
**"bbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"**
And then approximately an hour an a half later it goes li...
Wife commented that I was getting rather chubby and round ....
I said, "No worries dear, I will bounce back"
I’m not worried about the Chicago Bears.
I’m sure they will bounce back.
As a tennis ball falls off a table, a golf ball shouts a question, "Are you going to be ok?"
The tennis ball replies, "Of course. I'll bounce back."
I just bought a new Trumpoline
It’s like a trampoline except you never bounce back from it.
I once told a joke about jumping onto a trampoline and nobody understood it.
I was pretty devastated, but it’s ok. I’ll bounce back.
Me: Doctor! My trampoline is sick!
Doc: I'm sure it will bounce back.
My brother lost his job at the rubber factory
... but I think he'll bounce back.
Women say it's unfair that men get more attractive as we get older.
It's usually because we hit bottom really hard and bounce back up.
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