Did you hear about the leper who tried out for American college football team?
Started as a fullback, then was a halfback and ended up a quarterback.
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Al the Irish jokes I've heard - Irish this sub a happy St. Patrick's Day!:
* What do you get when you cross a 4 leaf clover with poison ivy? A rash of good luck. * What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock. * Why shouldn't you iron a 4-leaf clover? You'd be pressing your luck. * What instrument did the diva musician play on St. Patrick's day? Brag-pipes....
A rather old one.
Two NFL coaches were looking a rosters when one of them came across an unusual name.
"Quasimodo? Why does that name ring a bell?"
His friend said, "He was at Notre Dame... a halfback."